Kayla ケイラ
@lilac.ooo
aspiring wannabe, human shaped, slightly minty 🏳️⚧️
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Yeah, C++31 fixes this entire problem with `std::symmetric_pair<std::joint_protector<std::joint<std::distal_to<std::dem_bones::pelvis> > > >` so idk why everyone's complaining
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Yeah, C++31 fixes this entire problem with `std::symmetric_pair<std::joint_protector<std::joint<std::distal_to<std::dem_bones::pelvis> > > >` so idk why everyone's complaining
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The aptly named Scarlet-rumped Tanager, a striking bird found in the lowland forests of Central America.
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The aptly named Scarlet-rumped Tanager, a striking bird found in the lowland forests of Central America.
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #nature #wildlife #photography
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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legends z-a is a terrific game with an awful bullshit entirely unfun ending. it is so tedious, long, and self flagellating; touting you as the strongest trainer in the world while you have to use like 20 revives to beat a single pokemon!!!!!!!!! I have a dodgeroll but my fucking idiot pokemon don’t!
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
legends z-a is a terrific game with an awful bullshit entirely unfun ending. it is so tedious, long, and self flagellating; touting you as the strongest trainer in the world while you have to use like 20 revives to beat a single pokemon!!!!!!!!! I have a dodgeroll but my fucking idiot pokemon don’t!
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I'm stressed because I've been overworking, I'm overworking because I'm using it as a distraction, I'm seeking a distraction because I'm avoiding other shit, which I'm avoiding because it stresses me out.
It's not a loop, it's a spiral.
It's not a loop, it's a spiral.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm stressed because I've been overworking, I'm overworking because I'm using it as a distraction, I'm seeking a distraction because I'm avoiding other shit, which I'm avoiding because it stresses me out.
It's not a loop, it's a spiral.
It's not a loop, it's a spiral.
today I deleted like 10k lines of other people's code and called it a fork: github.com/aslilac/call...
it does also tweak a few behaviors (like not requiring down migrations, and allowing the ".up" part of the filename to be omitted in such cases), so it's not entirely pointless. but it is funny!
it does also tweak a few behaviors (like not requiring down migrations, and allowing the ".up" part of the filename to be omitted in such cases), so it's not entirely pointless. but it is funny!
GitHub - aslilac/calliope-migrate: A minimalist fork of golang-migrate
A minimalist fork of golang-migrate. Contribute to aslilac/calliope-migrate development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
today I deleted like 10k lines of other people's code and called it a fork: github.com/aslilac/call...
it does also tweak a few behaviors (like not requiring down migrations, and allowing the ".up" part of the filename to be omitted in such cases), so it's not entirely pointless. but it is funny!
it does also tweak a few behaviors (like not requiring down migrations, and allowing the ".up" part of the filename to be omitted in such cases), so it's not entirely pointless. but it is funny!
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
what if I made gist for forgejo and named it fist
August 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
what if I made gist for forgejo and named it fist
the one time I actually want some peer pressure I realize I've surrounded myself with a bunch of people who respect me and trust me to make good decisions for myself. bull shit.
August 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
the one time I actually want some peer pressure I realize I've surrounded myself with a bunch of people who respect me and trust me to make good decisions for myself. bull shit.
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Hushes and mumbles
tomorrow's strip early: paladins with a steel chair!!!!...
www.dumbingofage.com
August 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Trump's new executive order about AI states that companies' models must not incorporate the idea that trans people exist as a concept. Seems bad.
July 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Trump's new executive order about AI states that companies' models must not incorporate the idea that trans people exist as a concept. Seems bad.
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“keep politics out of kids movies”
disney in 1973:
disney in 1973:
July 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
“keep politics out of kids movies”
disney in 1973:
disney in 1973:
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it’s a living (but said the way Mario talks)
April 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
it’s a living (but said the way Mario talks)
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it’s terrible for my health but great for my self esteem
May 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it’s terrible for my health but great for my self esteem
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“It feels like an added humiliation to live through all this and have it all feel so flat and meaningless. Everyday feels like an extended ritual exercise in how much barbaric cruelty can people take.”
houseofmirrors.substack.com/p/i-dont-kno...
Wrote about how living through pure evil feels: strangely hollow and humiliating.
Wrote about how living through pure evil feels: strangely hollow and humiliating.
I Don't Know What to Say
The Flattening Effect of Living Under so Much Evil
houseofmirrors.substack.com
July 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“It feels like an added humiliation to live through all this and have it all feel so flat and meaningless. Everyday feels like an extended ritual exercise in how much barbaric cruelty can people take.”
I think Homebrew is the perfect example of a slight twist on the Bjarne quote "There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses".
There are only two kinds of package managers: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
There are only two kinds of package managers: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
July 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think Homebrew is the perfect example of a slight twist on the Bjarne quote "There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses".
There are only two kinds of package managers: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
There are only two kinds of package managers: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
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July 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest
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Skimming through a preprint on the risks of using LLMs as therapists, then reading tech commenters who were even less thorough.
Aside from “the poor demand harmful crumbs”, there’s a surprising amount of folks claiming they’re too informed to be harmed—the “not me, I’m built different” defence.
Aside from “the poor demand harmful crumbs”, there’s a surprising amount of folks claiming they’re too informed to be harmed—the “not me, I’m built different” defence.
July 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Skimming through a preprint on the risks of using LLMs as therapists, then reading tech commenters who were even less thorough.
Aside from “the poor demand harmful crumbs”, there’s a surprising amount of folks claiming they’re too informed to be harmed—the “not me, I’m built different” defence.
Aside from “the poor demand harmful crumbs”, there’s a surprising amount of folks claiming they’re too informed to be harmed—the “not me, I’m built different” defence.