Justin
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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I recognize the old katas in this warrior’s strikes
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I recognize the old katas in this warrior’s strikes
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All the people from the old AV Club will remember why it is I need to post this photo any time I see a mention of Brett Ratner.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
All the people from the old AV Club will remember why it is I need to post this photo any time I see a mention of Brett Ratner.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
A fools errand to rank the Coens but I am a fool.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A fools errand to rank the Coens but I am a fool.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Puffy jacket Snoopy is now permanently a part of me forever
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Puffy jacket Snoopy is now permanently a part of me forever
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no chief o'brien? i'm out. the disrespect non-commissioned starfleet officers face is one of the uglier sides of federation service
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
no chief o'brien? i'm out. the disrespect non-commissioned starfleet officers face is one of the uglier sides of federation service
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
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Don’t have a lot of space or need for any new office figures right now but I’d make an exception for the NECA Tom Atkins from Halloween 3: Season of the Witch that comes with a beer.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don’t have a lot of space or need for any new office figures right now but I’d make an exception for the NECA Tom Atkins from Halloween 3: Season of the Witch that comes with a beer.
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
Criterions came in
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Criterions came in
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
They're doing advanced stuff with hot dogs in Arizona
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
They're doing advanced stuff with hot dogs in Arizona
The West Coast/Arizona is no place for human beings. What do you mean the World Series game is over before 8pm?
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The West Coast/Arizona is no place for human beings. What do you mean the World Series game is over before 8pm?