licensed lobotomist
@licensedlobotomist.bsky.social
you'll lose your mind! (they/them)
i hate when i have to explain the things i'm into. like yes i like the idea of homesteading, no not in a weirdo racist religious cult way i just wanna build a house and grow food and not pay an electric bill
February 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i hate when i have to explain the things i'm into. like yes i like the idea of homesteading, no not in a weirdo racist religious cult way i just wanna build a house and grow food and not pay an electric bill
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To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 AM
To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
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when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once
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Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.
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November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.
tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...
tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...
damn girl, is your name aspartame? because you’re sweet but in a highly unnatural and slightly offputting way
June 3, 2024 at 5:55 AM
damn girl, is your name aspartame? because you’re sweet but in a highly unnatural and slightly offputting way
broke: using a ratcheting wrench because they’re handy and convenient
woke: using a ratcheting wrench so that you don’t have to think about which way tightens and which way loosens
woke: using a ratcheting wrench so that you don’t have to think about which way tightens and which way loosens
May 13, 2024 at 5:55 AM
broke: using a ratcheting wrench because they’re handy and convenient
woke: using a ratcheting wrench so that you don’t have to think about which way tightens and which way loosens
woke: using a ratcheting wrench so that you don’t have to think about which way tightens and which way loosens
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“but how often will i actually need to do that” said the stupid girl, not knowing she would need to do that shortly
May 12, 2024 at 1:30 PM
“but how often will i actually need to do that” said the stupid girl, not knowing she would need to do that shortly
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halls yellow peaches, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1912
April 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
halls yellow peaches, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1912
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Me: Thick paint space marine you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you
Thick paint space marine:
Thick paint space marine:
December 29, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Me: Thick paint space marine you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you
Thick paint space marine:
Thick paint space marine:
i love how studio ghibli continues to deliver on Little Guys. soot sprites. kodama. now the wara wara. incredible stuff
December 14, 2023 at 12:16 PM
i love how studio ghibli continues to deliver on Little Guys. soot sprites. kodama. now the wara wara. incredible stuff
taking city streets home instead of the freeway so we can hang out a little longer >>>>>>>>>>>>>
December 14, 2023 at 12:07 PM
taking city streets home instead of the freeway so we can hang out a little longer >>>>>>>>>>>>>
sister wives is such a funny show. like, i’m fully in favor of legalizing polygamy, but holy shit i hate that guy
December 1, 2023 at 12:57 AM
sister wives is such a funny show. like, i’m fully in favor of legalizing polygamy, but holy shit i hate that guy
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On Thanksgiving night, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones with ink.
November 23, 2023 at 11:20 PM
On Thanksgiving night, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones with ink.
54mg of concerta and all it does it make me drowsy. WHY AM I CURSED
November 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM
54mg of concerta and all it does it make me drowsy. WHY AM I CURSED
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we need to start being meaner to people and i'm 100% serious
“More than a third of the dog owners surveyed believe canine vaccination can cause autism in pets.”
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://thebulletin.org/2023/09/rabid-anti-vaxxers-could-help-spread-deadly-disease/
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://thebulletin.org/2023/09/rabid-anti-vaxxers-could-help-spread-deadly-disease/
November 11, 2023 at 5:41 PM
we need to start being meaner to people and i'm 100% serious
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used to measure my personal radioactivity levels by looking at my 24-hr unfollows:new-blocks ratio
October 6, 2023 at 2:48 PM
used to measure my personal radioactivity levels by looking at my 24-hr unfollows:new-blocks ratio
can my managers stop putting their hand on my back, i get it’s usually a solid social strategy but i’m Uncomfortable
October 5, 2023 at 8:05 PM
can my managers stop putting their hand on my back, i get it’s usually a solid social strategy but i’m Uncomfortable
i do most of my listening to podcasts while at costco. it’s literally one of my favorite pastimes right now
September 20, 2023 at 12:39 PM
i do most of my listening to podcasts while at costco. it’s literally one of my favorite pastimes right now
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why cant i just be a neurotic little freak in peace. why does it always have to be "are you demisexual are you asexual are you demiromantic" NO!!!! im a weird little neurotic rat girl and that is ALL! my neuroses do not require a separate identity label
September 11, 2023 at 2:07 AM
why cant i just be a neurotic little freak in peace. why does it always have to be "are you demisexual are you asexual are you demiromantic" NO!!!! im a weird little neurotic rat girl and that is ALL! my neuroses do not require a separate identity label
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
![A tweet from brent, @murrman5:
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m3pi3odmfx2ufz2aoo7ncagv/bafkreielvtp7ngsw36d3fpr3otswuktkrk27ocaiavpsp76huhoronxubq@jpeg)
September 11, 2023 at 2:13 AM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about