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you'll lose your mind! (they/them)
i hate when i have to explain the things i'm into. like yes i like the idea of homesteading, no not in a weirdo racist religious cult way i just wanna build a house and grow food and not pay an electric bill
February 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.

tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
damn girl, is your name aspartame? because you’re sweet but in a highly unnatural and slightly offputting way
June 3, 2024 at 5:55 AM
broke: using a ratcheting wrench because they’re handy and convenient

woke: using a ratcheting wrench so that you don’t have to think about which way tightens and which way loosens
May 13, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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May 12, 2024 at 6:05 AM
“but how often will i actually need to do that” said the stupid girl, not knowing she would need to do that shortly
May 12, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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halls yellow peaches, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1912
April 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Me: Thick paint space marine you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

Thick paint space marine:
December 29, 2023 at 12:50 AM
i love how studio ghibli continues to deliver on Little Guys. soot sprites. kodama. now the wara wara. incredible stuff
December 14, 2023 at 12:16 PM
taking city streets home instead of the freeway so we can hang out a little longer >>>>>>>>>>>>>
December 14, 2023 at 12:07 PM
sister wives is such a funny show. like, i’m fully in favor of legalizing polygamy, but holy shit i hate that guy
December 1, 2023 at 12:57 AM
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On Thanksgiving night, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones with ink.
November 23, 2023 at 11:20 PM
54mg of concerta and all it does it make me drowsy. WHY AM I CURSED
November 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM
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we need to start being meaner to people and i'm 100% serious
“More than a third of the dog owners surveyed believe canine vaccination can cause autism in pets.”

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

https://thebulletin.org/2023/09/rabid-anti-vaxxers-could-help-spread-deadly-disease/
November 11, 2023 at 5:41 PM
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November 6, 2023 at 10:01 PM
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used to measure my personal radioactivity levels by looking at my 24-hr unfollows:new-blocks ratio
October 6, 2023 at 2:48 PM
can my managers stop putting their hand on my back, i get it’s usually a solid social strategy but i’m Uncomfortable
October 5, 2023 at 8:05 PM
i do most of my listening to podcasts while at costco. it’s literally one of my favorite pastimes right now
September 20, 2023 at 12:39 PM
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why cant i just be a neurotic little freak in peace. why does it always have to be "are you demisexual are you asexual are you demiromantic" NO!!!! im a weird little neurotic rat girl and that is ALL! my neuroses do not require a separate identity label
September 11, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 11, 2023 at 2:13 AM