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whine lover
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have you ever logged on and instantly regretted it
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
quiche are in the oven but i’m not allowed to move right now
December 25, 2024 at 8:24 PM
adulting real hard this year
December 24, 2024 at 5:43 PM
roast beast prep. merry, merry everyone!
December 24, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
December 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
i cannot get over the color of these pants i bought from nordstrom being called “brown soil”
December 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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women are so amazing thank you women
July 30, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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they should invent a way out that is not through
June 11, 2023 at 3:05 PM
you guys i love my dog sm but what
April 20, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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I’ve decided to distinguish myself on Bluesky by being the one person who isn’t horny
July 4, 2023 at 7:00 AM
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the entire internet is gonna be this stuff by the end of the year and youll have to like, call a librarian on the phone in order to find reliable information again
Tried to google why my cuisinart coffee make stopped working and got AI-generated crap
August 7, 2023 at 4:20 PM
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It’s possible I’m in a bit of a mood
July 19, 2023 at 2:45 AM
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me, getting married, at the altar: till a new hyperfixation do us part
July 17, 2023 at 12:18 AM
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He’s my friend and I love him.
Unionion the union onion, mascot for the Japanese Trade Union Confederation
July 14, 2023 at 10:47 AM
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telling my wife to measure my performance in unregretted user minutes
there is good reason why Elon Musk’s new go-to Twitter stat to flaunt is “unregretted user minutes”

…a completely made-up metric without a definition that absolutely no one in the industry uses
July 11, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
July 10, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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This kind of dense, walkable urbanism is illegal to build in most US cities
this makes me feel like my brain is on fire
July 10, 2023 at 10:52 PM
just here to follow the seven people i miss from that other place
July 10, 2023 at 3:19 PM