Matt Stark
@lfogrover.bsky.social
Guitar aficionado, Motorcycle enthusiast, and UNC Basketball fan
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grinch planet of origin
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
grinch planet of origin
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Just sayin', turtle doves are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between turtles and doves.
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just sayin', turtle doves are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between turtles and doves.
This is like trying to convince your dad that the joint he found in your jacket was planted there by someone else.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This is like trying to convince your dad that the joint he found in your jacket was planted there by someone else.
Free idea for organizations of conscience with money: hire filmmakers to make TV ad-sized short films showing a family getting ready for the day, driving to school or church, getting ambushed and disappeared by ICE. Show the human toll again and again.
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Free idea for organizations of conscience with money: hire filmmakers to make TV ad-sized short films showing a family getting ready for the day, driving to school or church, getting ambushed and disappeared by ICE. Show the human toll again and again.
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
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the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
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Wanna get my support for the addition to the White House? Call it the “ball-less room” and dedicate it to the house GOP and I’m in
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Wanna get my support for the addition to the White House? Call it the “ball-less room” and dedicate it to the house GOP and I’m in
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This is the first day in forever that my feed was full of joy and wit instead of an unspeakable new horror every three hours.
October 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is the first day in forever that my feed was full of joy and wit instead of an unspeakable new horror every three hours.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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About this Florida vaccine story:
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
September 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
About this Florida vaccine story:
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.
We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.
“Oh, they’d have died.”
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I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
August 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
@preetbharara.bsky.social some misguided soul made these mugs in 2020, and I got one for reasons too weird to explain. #PleaseClap
August 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
@preetbharara.bsky.social some misguided soul made these mugs in 2020, and I got one for reasons too weird to explain. #PleaseClap
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Good morning. Trump is protecting Epstein files. The confederacy lost and they were traitors, mRNA vaccines are the future, cops shouldn’t wear masks, Trump cut taxes for the rich and ripped benefits from the poor.
Have a weekend
Have a weekend
August 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning. Trump is protecting Epstein files. The confederacy lost and they were traitors, mRNA vaccines are the future, cops shouldn’t wear masks, Trump cut taxes for the rich and ripped benefits from the poor.
Have a weekend
Have a weekend
Exactly this, using this kind of language. Please.
It would be excellent if he were just to say “we are never making a deal with this mafia-ass organization, we’ll see them in court if they really want to press this lawless bullshit further” but I notice that he did not.
“Garber, in a conversation with one faculty member, said that the suggestion that Harvard was open to paying $500 million is ‘false’ and claimed that the figure was apparently leaked to the press by White House officials...”
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
August 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Exactly this, using this kind of language. Please.
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Mmm Barfazon Prime. Press a button and let the artbarf machine puke up a hot steaming nonsense heap of plagiarism yack right into your eyes and ears. No more plot! No more consistency! Zero POV! None of that pesky STORYTELLING. Just pure narrative particleboard — made BY nobody FOR nobody.
Coming soon: "a service that lets you type in a few words to create scenes — or entire episodes — of a TV show, either from scratch or based on an existing story-world someone else has created.” variety.com/2025/digital...
Amazon Invests in ‘Netflix of AI’ Start-Up Fable, Which Launches Showrunner: A Tool for User-Directed TV Shows
Amazon has invested in Fable, a start-up whose 'Netflix of AI' Showunner gen-AI tool lets users create scenes or entire episodes of a TV show.
variety.com
July 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mmm Barfazon Prime. Press a button and let the artbarf machine puke up a hot steaming nonsense heap of plagiarism yack right into your eyes and ears. No more plot! No more consistency! Zero POV! None of that pesky STORYTELLING. Just pure narrative particleboard — made BY nobody FOR nobody.
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
In all seriousness, The Situation column is a must-read
The Situation, June 5, 2025
In today's column, @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org looked at all 90 times presidents invoked 8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)—the authority cited in Trump's EO banning people from entering the US to attend Harvard—since Reagan and found that not once was it used to exclude foreigners to punish a domestic group.
June 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In all seriousness, The Situation column is a must-read