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tacos el chismoso 𓅣
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mexicano en san francisco • viva palestina • from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.
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poor tiger king watching trump pardon a former president of honduras who was convicted for drug trafficking.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
just saw a waymo call a senior citizen in the crosswalk a jerkoff.
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
training my dog to pounce on the cuties.
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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david sucks
October 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the united states military is so stained they invented a name for it: camouflage
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.

They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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love reading on the internet
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
house smell bad? sauté some mushroom in butter and thyme.
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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“How can you laugh at Israeli Nazis stepping on land mines and going kablooie?”

I don’t know, something about watching Israeli Nazis celebrate the slaughter of children for the last two years has inured me to the spectacle of death.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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fulnecky sounds like a slang term for getting your dick sucked
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me writing an essay arguing that traditional gender roles should not be considered stereotypes because that would put people "farther from God's original plan for humans”.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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actually id prefer you finish the job and tear down the white house. america doesn't have a king and doesn't need a palace. the president can work in an office building and live in a condo
And rebuild the East Wing to historic perfection
imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Literally every administration for at least the last century.
This administration???! Committing crimes????!?
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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joie de vivre too much
joie de vivre negative side effects
joie de vivre harmful
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
i mean it. it hurts me to see mutuals not use alt text when it could explain the joke, add context, teach us something new, etc
friends, followers, countrymen. use alt text for fuck’s sake.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
friends, followers, countrymen. use alt text for fuck’s sake.
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
22:22 make a wish
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
i remember him once making a joke about his daughter stretching out her vagina in front of him, but sure.
Don't tell me that Louis CK was never funny.

Louis CK was absolutely funny before his controversy and it's remarkable that after being backed into a corner, he went all in on unfunny racist and transphobic jokes.

It's FASCINATING how he stopped being funny overnight.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
people really don’t know shit about the global food supply chain. what the fuck do you mean peaches come from a can put there by a man in a factory downtown?
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM