Lenny Rubin
@lennyrubin.bsky.social
Just a simple lawyer from Oompa Loompa Land. He/him
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Remembering that time Kent Tekulve 👓 showed up on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and gave the best definition of baseball.
#LetsGoBucs #Pittsburgh #Pirates #Teke
#LetsGoBucs #Pittsburgh #Pirates #Teke
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Remembering that time Kent Tekulve 👓 showed up on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and gave the best definition of baseball.
#LetsGoBucs #Pittsburgh #Pirates #Teke
#LetsGoBucs #Pittsburgh #Pirates #Teke
Escargot-cean’s 11
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Escargot-cean’s 11
“Busta Rhymes on the Ninja Turtles float” is an Entire Mood
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“Busta Rhymes on the Ninja Turtles float” is an Entire Mood
The Goo Goo Dolls Tiny Desk Concert just dropped, and I excitedly clicked on it because I am “fuck yeah Goo Goo Dolls Tiny Desk Concert” years old.
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Goo Goo Dolls Tiny Desk Concert just dropped, and I excitedly clicked on it because I am “fuck yeah Goo Goo Dolls Tiny Desk Concert” years old.
Freezing cold take: ending the shutdown is good actually. GOP were never gonna extend ACA subsidies — you might as well ask them for Medicare For All.
You don’t shut down the gov’t because you want them to actually do it (everyone knows they won’t), you shut it down to get the public mad at them.
You don’t shut down the gov’t because you want them to actually do it (everyone knows they won’t), you shut it down to get the public mad at them.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Freezing cold take: ending the shutdown is good actually. GOP were never gonna extend ACA subsidies — you might as well ask them for Medicare For All.
You don’t shut down the gov’t because you want them to actually do it (everyone knows they won’t), you shut it down to get the public mad at them.
You don’t shut down the gov’t because you want them to actually do it (everyone knows they won’t), you shut it down to get the public mad at them.
Fuck everything about this
Los Angeles, CA -
LAPD has commanded The Douglas, the nearest bar to Dodger Stadium to turn off the televisions. They are now calling unlawful assembly, though as far as I can tell the only signs of anything are people on the sidewalk. It is the 9th inning.
LAPD has commanded The Douglas, the nearest bar to Dodger Stadium to turn off the televisions. They are now calling unlawful assembly, though as far as I can tell the only signs of anything are people on the sidewalk. It is the 9th inning.
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Fuck everything about this
This. World. Series. Has. Everything.
a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
ALT: a man covering his face with his hands in front of a map
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This. World. Series. Has. Everything.
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a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
a day in an american life
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
a day in an american life
17 years ago (almost to the day), I borderline-worshipped Axelrod, Plouffe, Favreau, Pfeiffer, and others credited in today’s “Deciding to Win” document. They were rock stars, I wanted to be like them, and I even moved to DC and got a law degree about it.
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
17 years ago (almost to the day), I borderline-worshipped Axelrod, Plouffe, Favreau, Pfeiffer, and others credited in today’s “Deciding to Win” document. They were rock stars, I wanted to be like them, and I even moved to DC and got a law degree about it.
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It really isn’t difficult to go through life without getting a Nazi tattoo, it’s actually ridiculously easy to pass that “purity test,” and I think federal office should be open only to non-Nazi-tattoo-havers.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It really isn’t difficult to go through life without getting a Nazi tattoo, it’s actually ridiculously easy to pass that “purity test,” and I think federal office should be open only to non-Nazi-tattoo-havers.
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Government workers 👇🏾
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Government workers 👇🏾
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selling marlins man your playoff ticket behind home plate should carry the same penalties as selling nuclear secrets to a hostile foreign state
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
selling marlins man your playoff ticket behind home plate should carry the same penalties as selling nuclear secrets to a hostile foreign state
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Life’s short. Laugh more. Even during the #spookyseason #FreeDC
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Life’s short. Laugh more. Even during the #spookyseason #FreeDC
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Different roots. Same home. ONE SPIRIT 💛
The first 200 federal employees can claim a voucher for a free ticket on a first-come, first-served basis.
After that, a limited number of $10 tickets for federal employees will be available so you can bring your friends & family!
🎟️ bit.ly/46vSPrX
The first 200 federal employees can claim a voucher for a free ticket on a first-come, first-served basis.
After that, a limited number of $10 tickets for federal employees will be available so you can bring your friends & family!
🎟️ bit.ly/46vSPrX
October 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Different roots. Same home. ONE SPIRIT 💛
The first 200 federal employees can claim a voucher for a free ticket on a first-come, first-served basis.
After that, a limited number of $10 tickets for federal employees will be available so you can bring your friends & family!
🎟️ bit.ly/46vSPrX
The first 200 federal employees can claim a voucher for a free ticket on a first-come, first-served basis.
After that, a limited number of $10 tickets for federal employees will be available so you can bring your friends & family!
🎟️ bit.ly/46vSPrX
Nathaniel Lowe swinging at the first pitch in a loving tribute to the 2025 Nationals 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Nathaniel Lowe swinging at the first pitch in a loving tribute to the 2025 Nationals 🤣
Gone but not forgotten 🕯️ 👼
Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD
September 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gone but not forgotten 🕯️ 👼
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Added some music. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Added some music. youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns
After a long day walking heavily armed around a quiet residential neighborhood, you deserve extra hot fudge! 🖕
September 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
After a long day walking heavily armed around a quiet residential neighborhood, you deserve extra hot fudge! 🖕
September 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Yield, man! Let the troops come into your city!”
September 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“Yield, man! Let the troops come into your city!”
The first time I got a COVID vaccine 4 years ago, was the most patriotic I’d felt in over a decade. Like I was doing my part, for myself and for America.
Getting my booster today—and then metro-ing home past a few battalions of occupying troops—felt like an act of rebellion.
Getting my booster today—and then metro-ing home past a few battalions of occupying troops—felt like an act of rebellion.
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The first time I got a COVID vaccine 4 years ago, was the most patriotic I’d felt in over a decade. Like I was doing my part, for myself and for America.
Getting my booster today—and then metro-ing home past a few battalions of occupying troops—felt like an act of rebellion.
Getting my booster today—and then metro-ing home past a few battalions of occupying troops—felt like an act of rebellion.