Andy
@leedsandyb76.bsky.social
Rapidly heading for 50. Christian, craft beer bore, dad joke peddler, dog person.
I know the mid to late 70s was possibly the worst era for popular music in this country (thankfully being born in 1976 I don't remember it), Daddy Cool by The Darts is indescribably bad. It's a crime against humanity. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know the mid to late 70s was possibly the worst era for popular music in this country (thankfully being born in 1976 I don't remember it), Daddy Cool by The Darts is indescribably bad. It's a crime against humanity. #totp
"It's good but it's not right!"
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November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"It's good but it's not right!"
Catching up on tonight's #totp. I had to rewind to check, but Jamie Theakston really did introduce Cher by saying "she's no spring chicken, but she's still a top bird". I mean a) just, wow, and b) she was only bloody 52.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Catching up on tonight's #totp. I had to rewind to check, but Jamie Theakston really did introduce Cher by saying "she's no spring chicken, but she's still a top bird". I mean a) just, wow, and b) she was only bloody 52.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Beautiful South
They Might Be Giants
Molly Half-Head
Spandau Ballet
Becky Hill
#eclectic
Beautiful South
They Might Be Giants
Molly Half-Head
Spandau Ballet
Becky Hill
#eclectic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Beautiful South
They Might Be Giants
Molly Half-Head
Spandau Ballet
Becky Hill
#eclectic
Beautiful South
They Might Be Giants
Molly Half-Head
Spandau Ballet
Becky Hill
#eclectic
If Nathan Gill was taking Russian money to spew pro-Russian propaganda in a parliamentary setting, it seems utterly unfathomable that Farage wasn't doing the same, and yet he walks the streets. #NathanGill #bbcnews
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If Nathan Gill was taking Russian money to spew pro-Russian propaganda in a parliamentary setting, it seems utterly unfathomable that Farage wasn't doing the same, and yet he walks the streets. #NathanGill #bbcnews
Anger about... something... in Dewsbury #FacebookNews @andyparmo.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Anger about... something... in Dewsbury #FacebookNews @andyparmo.co.uk
Saturday morning, 8.50, just got up. Have I missed Muppet Babies?
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Saturday morning, 8.50, just got up. Have I missed Muppet Babies?
"Eleventy hundred and dorty dor."
"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number"
"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number"
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Eleventy hundred and dorty dor."
"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number"
"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number"
Today's soap round-up *Spoiler warning* - some people lie to some other people until those other people find out.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today's soap round-up *Spoiler warning* - some people lie to some other people until those other people find out.
Has anyone told right-wing cheerleaders Laura Kuennsberg and Chris Mason?
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Has anyone told right-wing cheerleaders Laura Kuennsberg and Chris Mason?
Remember remember, the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th of November
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Remember remember, the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th of November
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
I'm reading a book about superglue. I can't put it down.
I'm reading a book about gardening and it's filthy
I’m reading a book about neutron stars but shit is fucking dense
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm reading a book about superglue. I can't put it down.
It's like these chumps on Tipping Point have never watched the programme before. It's not hard to work out when to drop the bloody counters to make sure they lie flat, and they all shake their heads like it's bad luck, not their own fuckwittery. (Am I taking this too seriously?) #TippingPoint #ITV
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's like these chumps on Tipping Point have never watched the programme before. It's not hard to work out when to drop the bloody counters to make sure they lie flat, and they all shake their heads like it's bad luck, not their own fuckwittery. (Am I taking this too seriously?) #TippingPoint #ITV
Quite the Freudian slip on ITV News just now when the host mispronounced "Prince Andrew" as "Pimp Andrew"...
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Quite the Freudian slip on ITV News just now when the host mispronounced "Prince Andrew" as "Pimp Andrew"...
Kind of bold to send $4bn of military assistance to support a man facing an arrest warrant for war crimes following the killing of 60,000 civilians and starvation of countless others - and then expect a peace prize.
October 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Kind of bold to send $4bn of military assistance to support a man facing an arrest warrant for war crimes following the killing of 60,000 civilians and starvation of countless others - and then expect a peace prize.
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I've tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, and made myself a cup of freeze-dried, own-brand, instant ambition. It's like proper ambition but without the effort or the satisfying results.
March 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I've tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, and made myself a cup of freeze-dried, own-brand, instant ambition. It's like proper ambition but without the effort or the satisfying results.
Looking forward to the mental gymnastics from Reform supporters who always complain about people in the country illegally, working illegally, they just disappear etc, but who will also want to vehemently oppose Starmer's digital ID card scheme, that will help prevent those very things.
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Looking forward to the mental gymnastics from Reform supporters who always complain about people in the country illegally, working illegally, they just disappear etc, but who will also want to vehemently oppose Starmer's digital ID card scheme, that will help prevent those very things.
Imagine discovering the technology to visit endless alternative timelines so you could see how your life would have played out if you'd made different decisions, only to find that in every single one you turn out to be exactly the same as you actually are.
September 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Imagine discovering the technology to visit endless alternative timelines so you could see how your life would have played out if you'd made different decisions, only to find that in every single one you turn out to be exactly the same as you actually are.
Me on the way to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me on the way to the rapture
Meanwhile on Facebook ... #FacebookNews
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Meanwhile on Facebook ... #FacebookNews
"You can't even wave a flag or be proud to be British anymore or you get arrested". [Turns on Last Night of the Proms] "Oh"
September 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"You can't even wave a flag or be proud to be British anymore or you get arrested". [Turns on Last Night of the Proms] "Oh"
I love the #FACup but the absolute worst thing about it is having to watch the patronising, cringey, staged packages on BBC News about small clubs in the early stages of the competition. Just an absolute embarassment.
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I love the #FACup but the absolute worst thing about it is having to watch the patronising, cringey, staged packages on BBC News about small clubs in the early stages of the competition. Just an absolute embarassment.
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I bought my nephew a hoverboard. It’s not much but at least it keeps him off the streets
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I bought my nephew a hoverboard. It’s not much but at least it keeps him off the streets