Andy
@leedsandyb76.bsky.social
Rapidly heading for 50. Christian, craft beer bore, dad joke peddler, dog person.
Has anyone told right-wing cheerleaders Laura Kuennsberg and Chris Mason?
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Has anyone told right-wing cheerleaders Laura Kuennsberg and Chris Mason?
Remember remember, the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th of November
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Remember remember, the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th of November
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
I'm reading a book about superglue. I can't put it down.
I'm reading a book about gardening and it's filthy
I’m reading a book about neutron stars but shit is fucking dense
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm reading a book about superglue. I can't put it down.
It's like these chumps on Tipping Point have never watched the programme before. It's not hard to work out when to drop the bloody counters to make sure they lie flat, and they all shake their heads like it's bad luck, not their own fuckwittery. (Am I taking this too seriously?) #TippingPoint #ITV
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's like these chumps on Tipping Point have never watched the programme before. It's not hard to work out when to drop the bloody counters to make sure they lie flat, and they all shake their heads like it's bad luck, not their own fuckwittery. (Am I taking this too seriously?) #TippingPoint #ITV
Quite the Freudian slip on ITV News just now when the host mispronounced "Prince Andrew" as "Pimp Andrew"...
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Quite the Freudian slip on ITV News just now when the host mispronounced "Prince Andrew" as "Pimp Andrew"...
Kind of bold to send $4bn of military assistance to support a man facing an arrest warrant for war crimes following the killing of 60,000 civilians and starvation of countless others - and then expect a peace prize.
October 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Kind of bold to send $4bn of military assistance to support a man facing an arrest warrant for war crimes following the killing of 60,000 civilians and starvation of countless others - and then expect a peace prize.
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I've tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, and made myself a cup of freeze-dried, own-brand, instant ambition. It's like proper ambition but without the effort or the satisfying results.
March 5, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I've tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, and made myself a cup of freeze-dried, own-brand, instant ambition. It's like proper ambition but without the effort or the satisfying results.
Looking forward to the mental gymnastics from Reform supporters who always complain about people in the country illegally, working illegally, they just disappear etc, but who will also want to vehemently oppose Starmer's digital ID card scheme, that will help prevent those very things.
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Looking forward to the mental gymnastics from Reform supporters who always complain about people in the country illegally, working illegally, they just disappear etc, but who will also want to vehemently oppose Starmer's digital ID card scheme, that will help prevent those very things.
Imagine discovering the technology to visit endless alternative timelines so you could see how your life would have played out if you'd made different decisions, only to find that in every single one you turn out to be exactly the same as you actually are.
September 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Imagine discovering the technology to visit endless alternative timelines so you could see how your life would have played out if you'd made different decisions, only to find that in every single one you turn out to be exactly the same as you actually are.
Me on the way to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me on the way to the rapture
Meanwhile on Facebook ... #FacebookNews
September 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Meanwhile on Facebook ... #FacebookNews
"You can't even wave a flag or be proud to be British anymore or you get arrested". [Turns on Last Night of the Proms] "Oh"
September 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"You can't even wave a flag or be proud to be British anymore or you get arrested". [Turns on Last Night of the Proms] "Oh"
I love the #FACup but the absolute worst thing about it is having to watch the patronising, cringey, staged packages on BBC News about small clubs in the early stages of the competition. Just an absolute embarassment.
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I love the #FACup but the absolute worst thing about it is having to watch the patronising, cringey, staged packages on BBC News about small clubs in the early stages of the competition. Just an absolute embarassment.
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I bought my nephew a hoverboard. It’s not much but at least it keeps him off the streets
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I bought my nephew a hoverboard. It’s not much but at least it keeps him off the streets
He's changed since he hosted Never Mind the Buzzcocks
July 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
He's changed since he hosted Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Meanwhile on Facebook.... #FacebookNews
July 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Meanwhile on Facebook.... #FacebookNews
BBC will no longer broadcast "high risk performances"
July 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
BBC will no longer broadcast "high risk performances"
Jeez, I hope so, or I'm in trouble
July 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Jeez, I hope so, or I'm in trouble
In 1 picture, show me why I should unfollow you.
June 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In 1 picture, show me why I should unfollow you.
Let's be honest, if Deliveroo, Uber Eats and Just Eat fired all their illegal workers, there would be three guys left trying to cover the whole country on their little electric bikes with their massive mittens.
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let's be honest, if Deliveroo, Uber Eats and Just Eat fired all their illegal workers, there would be three guys left trying to cover the whole country on their little electric bikes with their massive mittens.