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- harm reduction saves lives
- trans people exist +have rights
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Pfffft
Reminded me of my favorite j train twitter reply that i just realized came from a bsky user.
@shebecca.bsky.social you remember this?
I do. I do very much.
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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The first two posts Mark Zuckerberg’s flagship app chose to show me when I logged in tonight. I don’t follow either account. For context, I’m Jewish. Amazing how sinisterly dark shit has gotten.
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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“the president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline
Good evening. We estimate that between 4.2 and 7.6 million people turned out for the No Kings Day demonstrations held around the country on Saturday. This makes Oct 18 very likely the biggest single-day U.S. protest event since 1970. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
Second "No Kings Day" protests likely the largest single-day political demonstration since 1970, with 4.2-7.6 million participants
Here are the initial results from our crowdsourced crowd-counting estimates
www.gelliottmorris.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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The British spelling of diarrhoea is so much grosser than the already stupidly spelled American diarrhea. Get that "o" out of there man.
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Giving
I believe she was a sperm thief🎄
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Oct 19
I was attacked by members of antifa for the “crime” of using colorful language in support of the president. one antifa distracted me by donning an alluring outfit while another subtly undid my belt so my trousers fell around my ankles. when I attempted to give chase, the unthinkable happened
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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John Paul 2 and Benedict were not members, but were unquestionably sympathetic

Francis, as a guy who came of age under an Opus Dei endorsed fascist dictatorship, took a dim view of the organization for some reason
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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fuck yes i can't wait for the insanely stupid schism this is gonna cause
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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It might be a bit late to be announcing this but I’m running for mayor of New York! My one and only policy is to restore the city to its rightful place in cinema and video games by massively increasing the crime rate
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
How it's going
October 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
How it started
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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important note from libcrusher:
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I think our main generational brag is the many varied classes of hallucinogenic substances we can handle. That shit peaked with us
gen-x has the hose drinkers but we millennials are now going to have people bragging about how many lead protein shakes they used to drink every day
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Anyone saying the word tankie online in 2025 will be forced to relocate to a place currently collapsing due to climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Unfortunately I don’t find your anti communism funny when anti capitalism has been designated as a terrorist activity. Sorry!
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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on the choo-choo train like an old-timey cunt
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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neelix is (further) alt right now
October 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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shooter manifesto would be a great pynchon character name
September 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Re: Ernst Opert:

"After being rebuffed in his first attempt to [trade] & barter in 1866, he got the bright idea to *raid the tomb of the Korean King's father, grab his bones and hold them for ransom.*

Surely, this would get the Koreans to see the virtues of free trade."

Blowback pod season 3 ep 2
October 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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He found love!!!
October 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Blood pressure 240/216

There is a version of the USA where instead of charging this murderous 🐖 with a crime, the community runs (con)tests to see who can get his BP to 240/216 the fastest
A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment
Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.
www.kare11.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM