Laura Zoe
@laurazoe27.bsky.social
The woman Alex Trebek once described as “trailing badly”
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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paused lucy at a remarkable out of context moment
May 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
paused lucy at a remarkable out of context moment
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Harrison Ruffin Tyler, the last surviving grandson of John Tyler, the 10th president of the U.S., died on Sunday at age 96. He was the last of three generations spanning nearly the entire history of the country. When his grandfather was born, George Washington had just become president.
Harrison Ruffin Tyler, Grandson of the 10th President, Is Dead at 96
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May 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Harrison Ruffin Tyler, the last surviving grandson of John Tyler, the 10th president of the U.S., died on Sunday at age 96. He was the last of three generations spanning nearly the entire history of the country. When his grandfather was born, George Washington had just become president.
Me for the final five minutes of Hacks
May 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me for the final five minutes of Hacks
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Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
April 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
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One of the worst things about Ken Jennings owning you on Bluesky is that this is a website where 45% of the userbase have personally been on Jeopardy and have that as their profile picture
May 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
One of the worst things about Ken Jennings owning you on Bluesky is that this is a website where 45% of the userbase have personally been on Jeopardy and have that as their profile picture
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Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:
![Marilyn Manson
"Funky Frankenstein"
I snuck into Frankenstein's lab
A place I'd heard was very fab
But inside it seemed rather drab
Until I saw a monster on a slab
Lightning struck, the monster rose
Wearing funky disco clothes
It shook its hips and struck a pose
Then said "It's party time, let's go!"
[Chorus]
Funky Frankenstein alright
Frank is getting down tonight
Move over Drac-u-la
'Cause Frankentein's a superstar](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/bafkreidq52hnsugtuw2cwgkcitnrd7vn34rsicj6bkgzw5eekjc5zwidr4@jpeg)
May 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:
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Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
May 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
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Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell
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May 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell
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Your order has been shipped
May 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Your order has been shipped
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Four top partners at Paul Weiss announced they are leaving the law firm, a major blow following its decision to cut a deal with President Trump to head off an executive order that would have restricted its business.
Karen Dunn and Other Top Lawyers Depart Paul Weiss to Start Firm
www.nytimes.com
May 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Four top partners at Paul Weiss announced they are leaving the law firm, a major blow following its decision to cut a deal with President Trump to head off an executive order that would have restricted its business.
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all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
Me while watching Hacks
May 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me while watching Hacks
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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish a...
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May 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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‘Copy’ Of Magna Carta Bought By Harvard For $27 Found To Be Real
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May 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
‘Copy’ Of Magna Carta Bought By Harvard For $27 Found To Be Real
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Very cool and good that the DNC took proactive action on David Hogg but not Andrew Cuomo
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Very cool and good that the DNC took proactive action on David Hogg but not Andrew Cuomo
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Me wondering if “The Comeback” will ever get a third season
May 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me wondering if “The Comeback” will ever get a third season
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Pope Leo XIV used his first Sunday address to the faithful to call for peace. “Never again war,” he said to a roar from the crowd in St. Peter’s Square.
Pope Leo XIV Calls for End to War in First Sunday Blessing as Pontiff
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May 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pope Leo XIV used his first Sunday address to the faithful to call for peace. “Never again war,” he said to a roar from the crowd in St. Peter’s Square.
Happy Mother’s Day to Victoria Ratliff and all the other tsumommies out there #whitelotus
May 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to Victoria Ratliff and all the other tsumommies out there #whitelotus