Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

Everything got so stupid so quickly.

We need more songs about getting drunk with bullfrogs

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

I didn't think the Beatles were as groundbreaking as people said, but the lyric, "I heard the news today, oh boy," really hits nowadays

fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

Now that English is the official language of the United States, I look forward to everyone understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re,” “their” and “they’re,” and “to,” “two” and “too.”

Anyone who tells you you're overreacting is underreacting.

I think about this headline all of the time.

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

Any similarity is purely coincidental, right, @questauthority.bsky.social?