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Lady Dumfungled
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I am who I am, I mean—I’m not a 31 flavor.
Not only are MAGA evil and twisted as fuck, they’re also untalented, uncool, and uncouth.
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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In a spirited address to the nation, President Trump announced his plans to increase the moon by 800% and called for the execution of the California Raisins.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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My outfit for the day it happens
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Le Bureau is so damn good.
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The horrific tragedy at Brown University is the 389th mass shooting this year and the 230th gun incident on school grounds so far this year.

This is not normal and we don't have to live this way.

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December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Conservatives rebranded bigotry and every time the media uses “wokeness” as a euphemism they are helping a movement that it quite literally erasing the history marginalized people’s role in American life.
December 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Two victims of previous school shootings — Mia Tretta, who was shot in the stomach in 2019 at Saugus High School, and Zoe Weissman, who survived the 2018 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School — are now at Brown. Gun violence is out of control in this country.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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This is one hell of a Claire Danes impression

www.instagram.com/reel/DSDXKlt...
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If they don’t put all these motherfuckers in jail after this shit is over—they’re dumb as FUCKKK.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I've been offline most of the morning -- has Trump died yet?
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm looking for an assistant to keep track of—and summarize—the crazy so I don't stroke out wading through the sewage of daily news.

No Al.
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This is so racist it needs a new category of racism to describe it but it's also stupid and pointless. You simply cannot purge the celebration of Black people and their accomplishments from this country in favor of celebrations of a dying pedophile. It's literally not a thing he's capable of doing.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.

They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I could easily withstand the power of the Dark Crystal, I would simply not allow it to drain my living essence

*looks at the Dark Crystal one time*
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The lives and livelihoods of millions are being destroyed so a small group of rich men can get richer.
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Honestly, every left-wing group should create the tackiest cheapest ugliest trophy they can imagine and make a big show of presenting it to Trump with some obnoxious name like the Greenpeace Award for Big Beautiful Excellence in Body Odors or the ACLU Trophy for Presidential Strongly Napping.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When you realize changing things that are okay but not enough doesn’t make you a bad person just because you feel bad.
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Distrust anyone who doesn’t overshare when they are drunk.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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My Uber driver is driving like he has star power in Mario Kart. And even if he does, I don’t.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM