Lane Abshire
@laabshire.bsky.social
Dungeon Master, House Person, Agender weirdo
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AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl
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someone threw a little tantrum about this in my mentions earlier and im still kind of annoyed at how entitled people are to demand i stop sincerely expressing my feelings about a political party that is explicitly collaborating with fascists because i will suppress voter turnout by not shutting up
if democrats think trans people's lives are worth sacrificing then i don't think they get to whine about losing their votes too
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
someone threw a little tantrum about this in my mentions earlier and im still kind of annoyed at how entitled people are to demand i stop sincerely expressing my feelings about a political party that is explicitly collaborating with fascists because i will suppress voter turnout by not shutting up
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
www.nprillinois.org
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
Mournhold. City of Light. City of Magic
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Mournhold. City of Light. City of Magic
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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The only way to save humanity and unite the people is more Sword & Sorcery paintings on the side of vans.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The only way to save humanity and unite the people is more Sword & Sorcery paintings on the side of vans.
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"small business" is such a funny term bc in it you have like a bunch of little gremlin artists fighting over a dollar and then also a guy who owns every tire store in a tri-city area and they are both like "im a small business"
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"small business" is such a funny term bc in it you have like a bunch of little gremlin artists fighting over a dollar and then also a guy who owns every tire store in a tri-city area and they are both like "im a small business"
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My least favorite modern RPG tropes:
* 2 hours of exposition at the start of the game
* Dungeons that are just long linear corridors
* 30 bajillion quest markers (aka Ubisoft syndrome)
* Saving all the challenging fights for endgame
* Walking slowly behind an NPC while they give more exposition
* 2 hours of exposition at the start of the game
* Dungeons that are just long linear corridors
* 30 bajillion quest markers (aka Ubisoft syndrome)
* Saving all the challenging fights for endgame
* Walking slowly behind an NPC while they give more exposition
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My least favorite modern RPG tropes:
* 2 hours of exposition at the start of the game
* Dungeons that are just long linear corridors
* 30 bajillion quest markers (aka Ubisoft syndrome)
* Saving all the challenging fights for endgame
* Walking slowly behind an NPC while they give more exposition
* 2 hours of exposition at the start of the game
* Dungeons that are just long linear corridors
* 30 bajillion quest markers (aka Ubisoft syndrome)
* Saving all the challenging fights for endgame
* Walking slowly behind an NPC while they give more exposition
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Reinstate Goran NOW. Literally the only thing he's ever used his platform for is posting cool art and fundraising for people trying to survive a genocide.
Bluesky suspended Goran Gligovic, the guy that makes nice art. Jesus fucking Christ Bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reinstate Goran NOW. Literally the only thing he's ever used his platform for is posting cool art and fundraising for people trying to survive a genocide.
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"What game would you instantly buy if it was remastered?!"
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"What game would you instantly buy if it was remastered?!"
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
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The fuck when bluesky suspends gorangligovic.bsky.social for sharing Palestinian fundraisers.
Please go show Goran some love
www.patreon.com/gorangligovic
Please go show Goran some love
www.patreon.com/gorangligovic
Get more from Goran Gligović on Patreon
drawrin'
www.patreon.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The fuck when bluesky suspends gorangligovic.bsky.social for sharing Palestinian fundraisers.
Please go show Goran some love
www.patreon.com/gorangligovic
Please go show Goran some love
www.patreon.com/gorangligovic
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Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.
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Being back the classic stoner wizard and chase the wretched jkr's influence back across the sea
we gotta bring back wizard murals on vans, that would do a lot to heal american culture
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Being back the classic stoner wizard and chase the wretched jkr's influence back across the sea
I would like everyone who sees me this winter to imagine me as a poofed up raven keeping themselves warm while making silly sounds
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I would like everyone who sees me this winter to imagine me as a poofed up raven keeping themselves warm while making silly sounds
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People who hate winter and hate the cold are exhibiting motherless behavior. nobody taught you how to layer your clothing? A skill issue! You were not destined to survive the winter! You shame your ancestors, buy a thermal knit shirt and some real wool!!!
i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
People who hate winter and hate the cold are exhibiting motherless behavior. nobody taught you how to layer your clothing? A skill issue! You were not destined to survive the winter! You shame your ancestors, buy a thermal knit shirt and some real wool!!!
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Kropotkin's analysis of women's domestic labour remains relevant over a century later.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Kropotkin's analysis of women's domestic labour remains relevant over a century later.
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here's an idea, next year lets also have Cis Day Of Fucking Do Something
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
here's an idea, next year lets also have Cis Day Of Fucking Do Something
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It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
I spent all evening on a quest to learn more about this. Folks in the original thread were a great starting point. Volume 1 is pretty great. Can't seem to find volume 2 anywhere. The guys that made these are in a prog band called Glass Hammer and it looks like they've been making music for 30 years
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I spent all evening on a quest to learn more about this. Folks in the original thread were a great starting point. Volume 1 is pretty great. Can't seem to find volume 2 anywhere. The guys that made these are in a prog band called Glass Hammer and it looks like they've been making music for 30 years
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
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Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say
tbh as much as official rereleases are good for accessibility, I also feel like a lot of people just won't play games if they don't have official versions and that's not great for culture. Everyone should be downloading random ROMs until they find that special one that breaks their brain wide open.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.