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if i were being tortured i would simply close my eyes and repeatedly play super mario bros 1-1 in my mind. they'd never break me.
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if i were being tortured i would simply close my eyes and repeatedly play super mario bros 1-1 in my mind. they'd never break me.
god i'm so sick of this. cornholio is just a CHARACTER that he PLAYS all right? he's not actually like that in real life. GOD
October 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
god i'm so sick of this. cornholio is just a CHARACTER that he PLAYS all right? he's not actually like that in real life. GOD
learning about a historical event
October 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
learning about a historical event
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i'm the wolf of main street. getting zooted off smarties and badgering the neighbors until they invest in my gastropub.
October 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i'm the wolf of main street. getting zooted off smarties and badgering the neighbors until they invest in my gastropub.
vaping is so undignified. why are you as a man sucking on a kazoo.
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
vaping is so undignified. why are you as a man sucking on a kazoo.
see i'm still not getting this stuff on bluesky. that's the main problem i'm having.
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
see i'm still not getting this stuff on bluesky. that's the main problem i'm having.
hm. probably fine
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
hm. probably fine
if the sky is falling it means that *somebody* didn't do a good job holding up their half.
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
if the sky is falling it means that *somebody* didn't do a good job holding up their half.
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Congratulations to Venezuela on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. ❤️🇻🇪
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Congratulations to Venezuela on winning the Nobel Peace Prize. ❤️🇻🇪
doesn't feel good that in the absence of any real leadership trump gets to decide who the face of his opposition is by prosecuting them.
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
doesn't feel good that in the absence of any real leadership trump gets to decide who the face of his opposition is by prosecuting them.
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I live for the occasional radicalized lib in yahoo comments
October 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I live for the occasional radicalized lib in yahoo comments
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Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
the time has come for an autistic anna wintour
Autistic people don’t have “a look”
October 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the time has come for an autistic anna wintour
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I'm not dancing around because you're shooting a gun at my feet. I was going to hop around wildly anyway
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not dancing around because you're shooting a gun at my feet. I was going to hop around wildly anyway
🚨SPACETIME DISTURBANCE OBSERVED IN BROOKLYN, PLEASE AVOID THE AREA🚨
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
🚨SPACETIME DISTURBANCE OBSERVED IN BROOKLYN, PLEASE AVOID THE AREA🚨
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“Hu’s on First” is a popular manzai comedy routine in the Greater East Asian Coprosperity Sphere
October 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Hu’s on First” is a popular manzai comedy routine in the Greater East Asian Coprosperity Sphere
twitter feels a lot emptier these days but somehow it's still more fun. even as i'm finding most of the accounts i used to follow over there, the feed is still all quote tweets of the latest newsball with the same reasonable but not especially entertaining reactions. gimme something to retweet.
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
twitter feels a lot emptier these days but somehow it's still more fun. even as i'm finding most of the accounts i used to follow over there, the feed is still all quote tweets of the latest newsball with the same reasonable but not especially entertaining reactions. gimme something to retweet.
"CP time" isn't just an offensive stereotype, it's completely untrue. all the pedophiles i know are very punctual.
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"CP time" isn't just an offensive stereotype, it's completely untrue. all the pedophiles i know are very punctual.
AI actress tilly norwood died in a single-vehicle crash on california's pacific coast highway before dawn this morning. the warthog's driver—world-famous supersoldier master chief—was severely injured but is expected to recover. early reports suggest she was giving him road head.
October 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
AI actress tilly norwood died in a single-vehicle crash on california's pacific coast highway before dawn this morning. the warthog's driver—world-famous supersoldier master chief—was severely injured but is expected to recover. early reports suggest she was giving him road head.
i'd go a step further. the hatefeed should have a toggle you can turn on to have each post read out loud in a nasally, gay little voice as you scroll
There should be a negative follow button like a thumbs down that creates a 2nd bizarro feed of people you hate. You're welcome
The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i'd go a step further. the hatefeed should have a toggle you can turn on to have each post read out loud in a nasally, gay little voice as you scroll
israel clearly did 9/11, i've heard all about those israelis dancing just a couple miles away while the towers collapsed. israel definitely didn't do 10/7, if that were the case there would certainly have been a bunch of israelis dancing just a couple miles away while hamas—oh
October 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
israel clearly did 9/11, i've heard all about those israelis dancing just a couple miles away while the towers collapsed. israel definitely didn't do 10/7, if that were the case there would certainly have been a bunch of israelis dancing just a couple miles away while hamas—oh