When I realized I'd made a Rube Goldberg machine for just returning a value I burst out laughing
![Colorful source code on a black background.
if (field.value && typeof field.value === 'string') {
const [lat, lng] = field.value
.split(',')
.map((c) => parseFloat(c))
.filter((n) => !isNaN(n));
if (lat && lng) {
return `${lat},${lng}`;
}
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g4wylxqm6gndcfre7vmvz2ge/bafkreifnk6gdsohufaxp7mve2jorgthhidscrezag7xco5wvkx43t7aboe@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When I realized I'd made a Rube Goldberg machine for just returning a value I burst out laughing
I think it's so cool that there are people in Bolivia right now using software I wrote to collect data on the fish they catch
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I think it's so cool that there are people in Bolivia right now using software I wrote to collect data on the fish they catch
I must apologize to my end users, it is currently impossible to start or update a project with the words 'heck' or 'darn' in the title. I figured out basic validation but there's some weird node.js interop issue with the profanity filter I was trying to use so you're stuck with my placeholder list
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I must apologize to my end users, it is currently impossible to start or update a project with the words 'heck' or 'darn' in the title. I figured out basic validation but there's some weird node.js interop issue with the profanity filter I was trying to use so you're stuck with my placeholder list
My main code repo for my new and old backends going back 12 years has 17,008 commits. Is that a lot
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My main code repo for my new and old backends going back 12 years has 17,008 commits. Is that a lot
It's going to take forever to get here because it's being made to order in China but I just ordered this adorable COAT and it's got a HOOD
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It's going to take forever to get here because it's being made to order in China but I just ordered this adorable COAT and it's got a HOOD
I was feeling like an absolute troll after the misgendering incident earlier and then I took this selfie
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I was feeling like an absolute troll after the misgendering incident earlier and then I took this selfie
I got an email that I had received a payout for a Facebook class-action lawsuit and I checked out the links and it was from a legit class action clearinghouse and I had been awarded a whopping $17.34 which I got on a prepaid Visa card. I wanted something frivolous so I went on Amazon and bought this
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I got an email that I had received a payout for a Facebook class-action lawsuit and I checked out the links and it was from a legit class action clearinghouse and I had been awarded a whopping $17.34 which I got on a prepaid Visa card. I wanted something frivolous so I went on Amazon and bought this
Nexamp door-to-door salesman called me "man" and commented on my having long hair. Didn't make me want to buy community solar power much!
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nexamp door-to-door salesman called me "man" and commented on my having long hair. Didn't make me want to buy community solar power much!
что делать с dinner
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
что делать с dinner
Getting a medical card in Maine is silly easy now. I got mine at the shop after paying $35, filling out one form, going into a back room where I filled out another form and wrote down ANXIETY, and then I was asked if I wanted my card laminated. And I got $35 store credit!
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Getting a medical card in Maine is silly easy now. I got mine at the shop after paying $35, filling out one form, going into a back room where I filled out another form and wrote down ANXIETY, and then I was asked if I wanted my card laminated. And I got $35 store credit!
Feeling my kitty cats whole body quiver as she stretches her leg out exxxxtra far, half asleep
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Feeling my kitty cats whole body quiver as she stretches her leg out exxxxtra far, half asleep
One of the things that really suck, but is interesting about coming to terms with being estranged from my family is realizing that they were always pretty shitty people who didn’t encourage the good sides of me. So many core experiences of what makes me Me get recontextualized
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
One of the things that really suck, but is interesting about coming to terms with being estranged from my family is realizing that they were always pretty shitty people who didn’t encourage the good sides of me. So many core experiences of what makes me Me get recontextualized
Oh to be this relaxed
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh to be this relaxed
There were no signs (2002)
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
There were no signs (2002)
Stonington, ME ca 2005
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Stonington, ME ca 2005
Radical concept: noon should fall exactly between sunrise and sunset, or some near approximation thereof
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Radical concept: noon should fall exactly between sunrise and sunset, or some near approximation thereof
“Chains of Love” by Charli XCX has enough tension in it to be more than just another slow jam. I love it
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Chains of Love” by Charli XCX has enough tension in it to be more than just another slow jam. I love it
Had a good FaceTime call with my mom. She asked about my earrings and if they were gemstones and I got to explain to her that I’d stretched my ears which was something she’d tearfully begged me not to do age 17. It went well and I got to talk about moss agate
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Had a good FaceTime call with my mom. She asked about my earrings and if they were gemstones and I got to explain to her that I’d stretched my ears which was something she’d tearfully begged me not to do age 17. It went well and I got to talk about moss agate
When he dies, there are going to people celebrating, there are going to be people pretending to mourn, and above all there will be people furious that anyone fail to show enough public sorrow. Like Charlie Kirk, but times ten
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When he dies, there are going to people celebrating, there are going to be people pretending to mourn, and above all there will be people furious that anyone fail to show enough public sorrow. Like Charlie Kirk, but times ten
Reposted by Cait 🦇
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Chat, should bbq chicken pizza be ordered with pickles? Is this a baller move, or are we really high and doomed for failure
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Chat, should bbq chicken pizza be ordered with pickles? Is this a baller move, or are we really high and doomed for failure
Stoned queer inner city lower class hanging out doomer vibes
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Stoned queer inner city lower class hanging out doomer vibes
A tarantula species sp. “weriwenimus”
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A tarantula species sp. “weriwenimus”
I love getting to know other people because we are all so wonderfully weird. We might pretend we’re not but we’re all a bunch of weird little animals
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I love getting to know other people because we are all so wonderfully weird. We might pretend we’re not but we’re all a bunch of weird little animals