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Kyle Kuest
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Former history teacher, currently in software sales.

"Sir, the possibility of the Seattle Mariners successfully winning a World Series is approximately 3,720 to 1."

Mariners | Seahawks | Kraken | Huskies | Sounders
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Listening to Coldplay while doing the HR compliance training I have been putting off.
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The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals.

The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.

Where is the MAHA outcry?
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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This is how a real President is supposed to act
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I wonder if the person forever known as “Butt Plug Guy” has any regrets
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Here is the actual unedited video of Ronald Reagan on Tariffs in 1987. Proving that once again, the Fat Ass Convicted Criminal currently destroying our White House, is LYING!

www.youtube.com/shorts/Mj6N-...
Ronald Reagan on Tariffs
YouTube video by Pitchfork Economics
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My therapist says I need to journal more.

Last night sucked. It's hard to be thankful for the journey when the ending was so sudden and seemingly avoidable. I have never felt such a rollercoaster in a short time. But I am glad I got to experience it with all of my family, friends, and all of you.
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Two years ago, the Seattle Mariners declared a goal of winning 54% of their games.

Since then, their win rate is 53.87%

If they had won tonight? 54.17%
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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This was mainly in response to some people talking about "how can you criticize Dan Wilson he led the Mariners to their best ever season" and gosh damn it no, and gosh damn it that's not an excuse for his decision-making.
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
This will be perhaps the most consequential off-season in Mariners history. Stanton and Co. are going to have to spend and start utilizing some of the prospect capital they have built up to put together a better team for 2026.
Was starting to feel a little better, and then hearing the reports of Julio screaming in the clubhouse in agony and the sadness is renewed.
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Dan is a joke. Any manager who can't take accountability for how this series and post-season was damaged is one who will not likely get any better moving forward.
Here's what Seattle Mariners manager Dan Wilson said to his team after tonight's defeat in game seven of the ALCS.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
October 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Can't wait for Aaron Judge to win AL MVP just to double the pain of tonight.
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If Bryan Woo hadn't gotten hurt during the Astros series...
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I love the Hawks but have not and will not watch a single second of the game tonight.
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Run Dan Wilson out of town. This team needs experience and cannot wait around for the manager to spend the next few years figuring it out.
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This feels like a threat after tonight
112 days until pitchers and catchers report, by the way.

We can't wait to be back covering Mariners baseball and creating content in Peoria.
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
1. Naylor
2. An actual DH
3. Upgrade 3B
4. 2-3 Relief Arms
Priorities for the ‘26 season:

Resign Polanco
Resign Naylor (yeah I’m in as long as it’s not 20MM)
Upgrade SS (Kim/Bichette)
2-3 Bullpen Arms
New manager
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Feels good to care enough to hurt this much
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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mariners
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Damn, the Toronto Star set George Springer on fire when he joined the team in 2021. A blistering read.

www.thestar.com/sports/blue-...
Mike Wilner: The stain will stay with George Springer and the 2017 Houston Astros
Springer has been more contrite than some of his former teammates — “I regret everything,” he said last year of the sign-stealing scandal — but the Astros have never really paid for cheating their way...
www.thestar.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
John Stanton better be ready to open up his checkbook this off-season.
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I would trade the Seahawks for a World Series win straight up. This hurts.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We will never see the Mariners in a World Series. Change my mind.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Kirby rn
October 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Good morning Mariners fam

It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The Mariners either win and I'll experience incredible joy or they'll lose and this will mercifully all be over and I will once again know peace
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM