Joey Jabroni
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Donate to Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In, organized by Lizzie Franks
Our beloved punk rock dive bar, The Kraken, was broken into last nig… Lizzie Franks needs your support for Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In
www.gofundme.com
Some stupid bastard broke into The Kraken. If you’ve ever played at or seen a show at (old or new) Kraken then you know how special it is. This place feels like home for a lot of us.
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
Reposted by Joey Jabroni
This is terrorism, full stop. These mfs gotta pay for this
Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is terrorism, full stop. These mfs gotta pay for this
Reposted by Joey Jabroni
While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
Reposted by Joey Jabroni
***EMERGENCY MUTUAL AID***
The next twelve hours are crucial! My family needs $4500 by midnight tonight to meet a deadline to avoid eviction. Us, our two kids of 4 and 2, and our three dogs don't have anywhere to go. Please share, or help if you can.
ko-fi.com/honeystorm
#mutualaid #helpsky
The next twelve hours are crucial! My family needs $4500 by midnight tonight to meet a deadline to avoid eviction. Us, our two kids of 4 and 2, and our three dogs don't have anywhere to go. Please share, or help if you can.
ko-fi.com/honeystorm
#mutualaid #helpsky
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November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
***EMERGENCY MUTUAL AID***
The next twelve hours are crucial! My family needs $4500 by midnight tonight to meet a deadline to avoid eviction. Us, our two kids of 4 and 2, and our three dogs don't have anywhere to go. Please share, or help if you can.
ko-fi.com/honeystorm
#mutualaid #helpsky
The next twelve hours are crucial! My family needs $4500 by midnight tonight to meet a deadline to avoid eviction. Us, our two kids of 4 and 2, and our three dogs don't have anywhere to go. Please share, or help if you can.
ko-fi.com/honeystorm
#mutualaid #helpsky
Every generation should hate Rumors. It’s fucking Rumors.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Every generation should hate Rumors. It’s fucking Rumors.
Holy SHIT!! Goal has been reached in less than 24 hours!!!
I love this community so much. I’m so proud of all of us!!
I love this community so much. I’m so proud of all of us!!
Some stupid bastard broke into The Kraken. If you’ve ever played at or seen a show at (old or new) Kraken then you know how special it is. This place feels like home for a lot of us.
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
Donate to Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In, organized by Lizzie Franks
Our beloved punk rock dive bar, The Kraken, was broken into last nig… Lizzie Franks needs your support for Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In
www.gofundme.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Holy SHIT!! Goal has been reached in less than 24 hours!!!
I love this community so much. I’m so proud of all of us!!
I love this community so much. I’m so proud of all of us!!
I’m gonna ask for help again.
The Kraken is a safe haven for all kinds of punks, weirdos, working class folks, pinball enthusiasts…
I’ve never had a fucking BAR own my heart the way The Kraken does. I also know I’m not alone in this feeling as we’re only $950 away from the goal in less than 24 hrs
The Kraken is a safe haven for all kinds of punks, weirdos, working class folks, pinball enthusiasts…
I’ve never had a fucking BAR own my heart the way The Kraken does. I also know I’m not alone in this feeling as we’re only $950 away from the goal in less than 24 hrs
Some stupid bastard broke into The Kraken. If you’ve ever played at or seen a show at (old or new) Kraken then you know how special it is. This place feels like home for a lot of us.
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
Donate to Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In, organized by Lizzie Franks
Our beloved punk rock dive bar, The Kraken, was broken into last nig… Lizzie Franks needs your support for Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In
www.gofundme.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m gonna ask for help again.
The Kraken is a safe haven for all kinds of punks, weirdos, working class folks, pinball enthusiasts…
I’ve never had a fucking BAR own my heart the way The Kraken does. I also know I’m not alone in this feeling as we’re only $950 away from the goal in less than 24 hrs
The Kraken is a safe haven for all kinds of punks, weirdos, working class folks, pinball enthusiasts…
I’ve never had a fucking BAR own my heart the way The Kraken does. I also know I’m not alone in this feeling as we’re only $950 away from the goal in less than 24 hrs
Reposted by Joey Jabroni
Some stupid bastard broke into The Kraken. If you’ve ever played at or seen a show at (old or new) Kraken then you know how special it is. This place feels like home for a lot of us.
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
Donate to Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In, organized by Lizzie Franks
Our beloved punk rock dive bar, The Kraken, was broken into last nig… Lizzie Franks needs your support for Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In
www.gofundme.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Some stupid bastard broke into The Kraken. If you’ve ever played at or seen a show at (old or new) Kraken then you know how special it is. This place feels like home for a lot of us.
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
Some stupid bastard broke into The Kraken. If you’ve ever played at or seen a show at (old or new) Kraken then you know how special it is. This place feels like home for a lot of us.
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
Donate to Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In, organized by Lizzie Franks
Our beloved punk rock dive bar, The Kraken, was broken into last nig… Lizzie Franks needs your support for Help The Kraken Recover After Last Night’s Break-In
www.gofundme.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Some stupid bastard broke into The Kraken. If you’ve ever played at or seen a show at (old or new) Kraken then you know how special it is. This place feels like home for a lot of us.
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
I know it’s tight and bad right now, but if you’re able please consider donating
www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-k...
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Francisco Martin Duran had been successful?!
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Francisco Martin Duran had been successful?!
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Vladimir Arutyunian had been successful?!
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Vladimir Arutyunian had been successful?!
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Byck had been successful?!
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Byck had been successful?!
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Hinckley had been successful?!
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Can you imagine the paradise we’d be living in now if Hinckley had been successful?!
Elon really wants you to believe he bootstrapped himself to where he is.
He’s just the poor son of an emerald magnate, given millions only to be booted from everywhere he ACTUALLY had to do any work because it was so mind-blowingly shitty.
Without gov $$ he’s broke.
He’s just the poor son of an emerald magnate, given millions only to be booted from everywhere he ACTUALLY had to do any work because it was so mind-blowingly shitty.
Without gov $$ he’s broke.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Elon really wants you to believe he bootstrapped himself to where he is.
He’s just the poor son of an emerald magnate, given millions only to be booted from everywhere he ACTUALLY had to do any work because it was so mind-blowingly shitty.
Without gov $$ he’s broke.
He’s just the poor son of an emerald magnate, given millions only to be booted from everywhere he ACTUALLY had to do any work because it was so mind-blowingly shitty.
Without gov $$ he’s broke.
If Elon were to *Theoretically die a horrible painful, long suffering death* how much money would each of his illegitimate children get, and how fast could Grimes solve world hunger?
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If Elon were to *Theoretically die a horrible painful, long suffering death* how much money would each of his illegitimate children get, and how fast could Grimes solve world hunger?
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
“Intact” sure is doing some heavy lifting here.
I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“Intact” sure is doing some heavy lifting here.
Hillary apologists suck. Any criticism of her is me with either:
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hillary apologists suck. Any criticism of her is me with either:
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
“What, you like Trump”
Or
“You probably don’t like her because she’s a woman”
When in reality she’s an awful person, a worse politician and is a HUGE reason we’re in the mess we are now.
Welp. Homophobic, fascist loving team gets to visit homophobic fascists dictator and they’ll be so thrilled.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Welp. Homophobic, fascist loving team gets to visit homophobic fascists dictator and they’ll be so thrilled.
Oh my god… what if Kershaw came in and his final pitch in his career was a walk-off?!
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Oh my god… what if Kershaw came in and his final pitch in his career was a walk-off?!
If they win this here please please please keep a camera JUST on Vladdy
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If they win this here please please please keep a camera JUST on Vladdy
I really do love Vladdy
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I really do love Vladdy
And then having an announcer translate it as “I wasn’t trying to hit you Buddy”
god bless the magic of television for letting you see every syllable of a pitcher telling the batter he just hit “fuck you motherfucker”
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And then having an announcer translate it as “I wasn’t trying to hit you Buddy”
George Springer doing ACTUALLY the funniest thing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
George Springer doing ACTUALLY the funniest thing.