Golf overtime is too sensible. Why aren’t they starting at the 25 yard line and only playing with putters

what if it just took one though

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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

for the millionth time freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

The #NFL removing the words "No racism" from the end zones of today's #SuperBowlLIX venue, New Orleans, because the president's attending the game, is so 1936 Berlin Olympics.

I care deeply about someone who recently told me “I’m just not that into music” which is like saying “air, not really my thing” to me

every loss is a team loss but goddamn Drew Allar had a shit night

If Texas somehow beats Ohio State, then Notre Dame/Texas is a really interesting game, and if Ohio State wins we'll clean up whatever's left on the field afterwards with a mop

good god Singleton that was belligerent

once about every five or six passes Drew Allar will throw a ball that looks like he's playing badminton

Sorry to keep doing basic mom analogies but the way Baker tries to wriggle out of sacks is SO similar to how my toddler escapes my clutches when I change his pants it’s uncanny

Dear heavenly power I don’t ask for much but PLEASE give me an Indiana playoff win at Notre Dame. I’m probably being outprayed on this one but hey worth a shot in case Catholicism is wrong

Look at my boy

Bears fan cope: you might be watching your future head coach cook?