Kukawaki
@kukawaki.bsky.social
original hipster and scrublord extraordinaire
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I mean he’s not wrong…
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I mean he’s not wrong…
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“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
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![4-panel comic. (1) [person finds bottle on shore] (2) [person reads message from inside bottle: ICMP ECHO REQUEST...] (3) [person writes on message ICMP ECHO REPLY...] (4) [person puts bottle back in water and leaves]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidlkffoohblwqhnyqcrzhctq66wwo6fxohozryphbdmeeimwgoyke@jpeg)
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Work may be delayed today by Tawny Frogmouth watching:
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Work may be delayed today by Tawny Frogmouth watching:
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If I was a cat I would simply not run right in front of the only person who feeds me when they’re about to go down a giant flight of stairs
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If I was a cat I would simply not run right in front of the only person who feeds me when they’re about to go down a giant flight of stairs
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special effects should have stopped here
June 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
special effects should have stopped here
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Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
April 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
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i mean it's one five-minute task, michael. how long could it take to get started on it, ten days?
April 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i mean it's one five-minute task, michael. how long could it take to get started on it, ten days?
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Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
Scream your heart out like a locust
Ruin somebody’s whole summer like a mosquito
Be inspired
Sting like a bee
Scream your heart out like a locust
Ruin somebody’s whole summer like a mosquito
Be inspired
March 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
Scream your heart out like a locust
Ruin somebody’s whole summer like a mosquito
Be inspired
Sting like a bee
Scream your heart out like a locust
Ruin somebody’s whole summer like a mosquito
Be inspired
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
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Today’s happy little thing is that the voices of Mickey and Minnie Mouse (Wayne Allwine and Russi Taylor) were actually happily married in real life, and remained that way until Wayne’s passing in 2009. And that’s today’s happy little thing.
February 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Today’s happy little thing is that the voices of Mickey and Minnie Mouse (Wayne Allwine and Russi Taylor) were actually happily married in real life, and remained that way until Wayne’s passing in 2009. And that’s today’s happy little thing.