KTE//MEDUSA
@ktemedusa.bsky.social
I was on the one site, then the other, and now I guess I'm here. she/her
cuttlefishemergency69 on the dissed chord.
cuttlefishemergency69 on the dissed chord.
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airplane stewardess: the pilot has collapsed! does anyone know how to fly a plane?
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
airplane stewardess: the pilot has collapsed! does anyone know how to fly a plane?
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
tech bro: i do.
*in the cockpit*
tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane
grok: have you tried killing yourself
Floating around the ceiling, cackling that i encompass my nemesis’s doom and that he’ll know it, and i get concussed by the fan i left on.
January 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Floating around the ceiling, cackling that i encompass my nemesis’s doom and that he’ll know it, and i get concussed by the fan i left on.
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dilbert's in the public domain all right. like a public toilet. that everyone has permission to shit in. at once. everybody get your asses ready to shit.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
dilbert's in the public domain all right. like a public toilet. that everyone has permission to shit in. at once. everybody get your asses ready to shit.
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rest in piss motherfucker
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
rest in piss motherfucker
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the exact moment dilbert guy died the cerebus guy was filled with his shithead energy, like in highlander when one of them gets their head cut off
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the exact moment dilbert guy died the cerebus guy was filled with his shithead energy, like in highlander when one of them gets their head cut off
You know my first gig was teaching Scot Adams that it’s ok to be ‘weird.’
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You know my first gig was teaching Scot Adams that it’s ok to be ‘weird.’
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Don’t infect me with your curse!
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Don’t infect me with your curse!
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I got cum lung in the pornography mines
January 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I got cum lung in the pornography mines
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Mamdani’s New York is out of control
Cis girl taking so many gummy edibles it makes her mtf
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Cis girl taking so many gummy edibles it makes her mtf
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rom drivin his nissan to the church 8 mai tais deep, listening to separate ways on loop, thinking about the voicemail she left him last night, he is basically standing on the gas,
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
rom drivin his nissan to the church 8 mai tais deep, listening to separate ways on loop, thinking about the voicemail she left him last night, he is basically standing on the gas,
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Graki the Bappler
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Graki the Bappler
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out: “t slur”
IN:
IN:
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
out: “t slur”
IN:
IN:
Hooking up a surplus locomotive horn to a compressor so the neighbors aren’t grossed out by my coughing
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Hooking up a surplus locomotive horn to a compressor so the neighbors aren’t grossed out by my coughing
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Feel like shit. Can feel the urge to post returning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Feel like shit. Can feel the urge to post returning.
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