@kristophthegr8.bsky.social
My 3.5 year old just told me the @bengais.bsky.social aren't working. So true.
October 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My 3.5 year old just told me the @bengais.bsky.social aren't working. So true.
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3 fantasy leagues: One at work where you can side text w your colleagues about your boss’s awful trade proposals, one with your high school friends with a group chat where no one ever talks about their personal lives, one 14 team dynasty league that’s so deep you end up streaming Tyler Allgeier
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
3 fantasy leagues: One at work where you can side text w your colleagues about your boss’s awful trade proposals, one with your high school friends with a group chat where no one ever talks about their personal lives, one 14 team dynasty league that’s so deep you end up streaming Tyler Allgeier
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i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
August 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
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everything andrew cuomo says
![[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2xydl7c2xj6j5xsabwwj4par/bafkreif6jt54x6ye2qxw7xuehxt42ztr35jwznrnti7vpbqsrh3xhvk52i@jpeg)
August 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
everything andrew cuomo says
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Anyway I’m really fucking sad about this. It was like watching a 14-year slow motion train crash. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting was everything that was right about government and its demise is everything that’s wrong with contemporary beltway politics. We all deserve better.
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Anyway I’m really fucking sad about this. It was like watching a 14-year slow motion train crash. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting was everything that was right about government and its demise is everything that’s wrong with contemporary beltway politics. We all deserve better.
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That's too smooth Koby 😮💨
July 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
That's too smooth Koby 😮💨
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'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
'Vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
The word is 'vacations.'
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far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
July 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
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Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
June 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
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Me watching football teams that can’t run the ball
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me watching football teams that can’t run the ball
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this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
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how are you going to be a bigot and lose 11-5 on the same day
Wake Forest's coach got caught on camera calling a Tennessee player the f-slur
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
how are you going to be a bigot and lose 11-5 on the same day
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When I found out no Bears quarterback had ever thrown for 4,000 yards, I saw an opportunity. Because I have also never thrown for 4,000 yards, I’m no different than these quarterbacks. Except for one little thing. You see, I’ve rehearsed every outcome of this season. I’m ready.
June 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When I found out no Bears quarterback had ever thrown for 4,000 yards, I saw an opportunity. Because I have also never thrown for 4,000 yards, I’m no different than these quarterbacks. Except for one little thing. You see, I’ve rehearsed every outcome of this season. I’m ready.
It sucks so bad everyone talks about the @nba.com finals ratings. OKC and Indiana play some of the funnest basketball I’ve seen in a while. Indiana’s ability to push the pace is insane. And OKC is just super well rounded.
June 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It sucks so bad everyone talks about the @nba.com finals ratings. OKC and Indiana play some of the funnest basketball I’ve seen in a while. Indiana’s ability to push the pace is insane. And OKC is just super well rounded.
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15' - Kevin Denkey levels the score with what looked like the simplest goal we've seen all season, easy pass from Evander in the center of the box and Denkey fires it past Luis Barraza. His 10th in MLS play, as #FCCincy ties it 1-1.
May 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
15' - Kevin Denkey levels the score with what looked like the simplest goal we've seen all season, easy pass from Evander in the center of the box and Denkey fires it past Luis Barraza. His 10th in MLS play, as #FCCincy ties it 1-1.
Get a load of this fucking loser
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Get a load of this fucking loser
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I'm so tired of this pathetic ass franchise...
May 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm so tired of this pathetic ass franchise...
Waiting like it is the second coming of Christ for the day @murderxbryan.bsky.social does a Guys episode about airline/Delta guys.
May 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Waiting like it is the second coming of Christ for the day @murderxbryan.bsky.social does a Guys episode about airline/Delta guys.
@nytimes.com what the hell? This is nowhere enough letters for Gitchi Gumee.
April 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
@nytimes.com what the hell? This is nowhere enough letters for Gitchi Gumee.
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Is Reddit full of the dumbest weirdos on the internet? Many folks are saying yes.
April 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Is Reddit full of the dumbest weirdos on the internet? Many folks are saying yes.
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Watching Bryson is so harmful for the average golfer. Seeing some jacked goon hitting a nine iron 183 is gonna ruin so many men.
April 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Watching Bryson is so harmful for the average golfer. Seeing some jacked goon hitting a nine iron 183 is gonna ruin so many men.