Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
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TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter | below knee amputee | Fantasy Football attention seeker | Well-meaning dipshit • 🏆🏆 | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | he·him
Pinned
"I don't think it hit the ground" motherfucker it bounced
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"I don't think it hit the ground" motherfucker it bounced
Seahawks pass rush is too nasty for our line, Pats gonna have to win this on defense
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Seahawks pass rush is too nasty for our line, Pats gonna have to win this on defense
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I'm sorry your o7.5 "betting ads during the super bowl" didn't cash because the casino does not recognize prediction markets or fantasy pick 'em games as "betting"
What’s the over/under on sports betting ads during this?
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I'm sorry your o7.5 "betting ads during the super bowl" didn't cash because the casino does not recognize prediction markets or fantasy pick 'em games as "betting"
Gonna make wings for the second half, but right now here's the menu
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Gonna make wings for the second half, but right now here's the menu
Very funny to hear a song about robbing people in a commercial about skiers and cheap beer
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Very funny to hear a song about robbing people in a commercial about skiers and cheap beer
What is, "suck it, Jennings"?
wishing a very sad Sunday to all Patriots fans. sorry to this guy.
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What is, "suck it, Jennings"?
Hope: Patriots win
Prediction: 34-21 Seahawks, Jaxon Smith-Njigba MVP.
Prediction: 34-21 Seahawks, Jaxon Smith-Njigba MVP.
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hope: Patriots win
Prediction: 34-21 Seahawks, Jaxon Smith-Njigba MVP.
Prediction: 34-21 Seahawks, Jaxon Smith-Njigba MVP.
She said "I ain't got a job now" while at her job as an exotic dancer.
Things that bother me more than they should.
Things that bother me more than they should.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
She said "I ain't got a job now" while at her job as an exotic dancer.
Things that bother me more than they should.
Things that bother me more than they should.
He made the sheer concept of chicken wings and beer revolting
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
He made the sheer concept of chicken wings and beer revolting
It's not a dildo collection, it's a
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
It's not a dildo collection, it's a
Shawarma seasoned chicken, white sauce, rice, cucumber tomato salad
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Shawarma seasoned chicken, white sauce, rice, cucumber tomato salad
Look ma, no crutches
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Look ma, no crutches
The best TV edit of all time has to go to Scarface.
"how'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy?"
Becomes
"How'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pineapple?"
Which if you think about it
Is much more likely to cause a scar.
"how'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy?"
Becomes
"How'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pineapple?"
Which if you think about it
Is much more likely to cause a scar.
Edited-for-TV Casino is funnier than Edited-for-TV Goodfellas
In many ways, "Casino" is superior to "Goodfellas."
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The best TV edit of all time has to go to Scarface.
"how'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy?"
Becomes
"How'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pineapple?"
Which if you think about it
Is much more likely to cause a scar.
"how'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy?"
Becomes
"How'd you get that scar, tough guy, eatin' pineapple?"
Which if you think about it
Is much more likely to cause a scar.
I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle and Reese just rented a Divorced Dad apartment for $375 a month and I started crying
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle and Reese just rented a Divorced Dad apartment for $375 a month and I started crying
"Shaun Alexander is a forgotten RB" is givinge cardiac arrhythmia
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"Shaun Alexander is a forgotten RB" is givinge cardiac arrhythmia
Can someone put this in NFL terms please
Basketball trades read wild
Basketball trades read wild
BREAKING: The Grizzlies are trading Jaren Jackson Jr. to the Jazz, a source tells The Athletic's Tony Jones.
Utah will send Walter Clayton Jr., Kyle Anderson, Taylor Hendricks, Georges Niang and three firsts to Memphis for Jackson Jr., John Konchar, Jock Landale and Vince Williams Jr.
Utah will send Walter Clayton Jr., Kyle Anderson, Taylor Hendricks, Georges Niang and three firsts to Memphis for Jackson Jr., John Konchar, Jock Landale and Vince Williams Jr.
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Can someone put this in NFL terms please
Basketball trades read wild
Basketball trades read wild
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🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This is who runs this account
Explaining the Pro Bowl to a non football watching friend @fokissays.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Explaining the Pro Bowl to a non football watching friend @fokissays.bsky.social
Lesson on why coffee is the most important meal of the day
The best way to clean a coffee grinder is to run plain uncooked rice through it
So I grind my beans
I put the kettle on
While I wait, I wanna clean my grinder
Go to pour the rice in
But the lid was still on
Rice everywhere.
The best way to clean a coffee grinder is to run plain uncooked rice through it
So I grind my beans
I put the kettle on
While I wait, I wanna clean my grinder
Go to pour the rice in
But the lid was still on
Rice everywhere.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Lesson on why coffee is the most important meal of the day
The best way to clean a coffee grinder is to run plain uncooked rice through it
So I grind my beans
I put the kettle on
While I wait, I wanna clean my grinder
Go to pour the rice in
But the lid was still on
Rice everywhere.
The best way to clean a coffee grinder is to run plain uncooked rice through it
So I grind my beans
I put the kettle on
While I wait, I wanna clean my grinder
Go to pour the rice in
But the lid was still on
Rice everywhere.
Sorry, threw points of order
Fantasy football is for nerds (complimentary)
Fantasy football is for nerds (complimentary)
Two points of order:
D&D and fantasy football are both cool as hell
And
The puppy bowl does not run at the same time as the Super Bowl.
D&D and fantasy football are both cool as hell
And
The puppy bowl does not run at the same time as the Super Bowl.
Remember folks. Fantasy Football is just Dungeons and Dragons for jocks.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
January 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Sorry, threw points of order
Fantasy football is for nerds (complimentary)
Fantasy football is for nerds (complimentary)
Two points of order:
D&D and fantasy football are both cool as hell
And
The puppy bowl does not run at the same time as the Super Bowl.
D&D and fantasy football are both cool as hell
And
The puppy bowl does not run at the same time as the Super Bowl.
Remember folks. Fantasy Football is just Dungeons and Dragons for jocks.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
Enjoy the Superbowl next Sunday. Go Hawks!
Kim and I will be watching the Puppybowl.
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Two points of order:
D&D and fantasy football are both cool as hell
And
The puppy bowl does not run at the same time as the Super Bowl.
D&D and fantasy football are both cool as hell
And
The puppy bowl does not run at the same time as the Super Bowl.
Liz Cheney the 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸?
January 31, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Liz Cheney the 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸?
