Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
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Yeah I'm too blind for the Next Gen Amazon whatever camera view. I wanna love it but when I see everything I can't see anything.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Yeah I'm too blind for the Next Gen Amazon whatever camera view. I wanna love it but when I see everything I can't see anything.
"he might have broken it if he didn't get tackled"
Thanks Al!
Thanks Al!
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"he might have broken it if he didn't get tackled"
Thanks Al!
Thanks Al!
Ranking cakes
4: Cheese
3: Pan
2: Chocolate
1: Crab
4: Cheese
3: Pan
2: Chocolate
1: Crab
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ranking cakes
4: Cheese
3: Pan
2: Chocolate
1: Crab
4: Cheese
3: Pan
2: Chocolate
1: Crab
Paraphrasing a comedian whose name I forgot but:
Technically, *technically*, there's a difference, but explaining the difference makes you sound like a pedophile.
Technically, *technically*, there's a difference, but explaining the difference makes you sound like a pedophile.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Paraphrasing a comedian whose name I forgot but:
Technically, *technically*, there's a difference, but explaining the difference makes you sound like a pedophile.
Technically, *technically*, there's a difference, but explaining the difference makes you sound like a pedophile.
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at this point it seems like it's 100% sure it's going to come out that trump 100% had sex with a child, they're just setting his defense up now "yeah but the child he raped was practically an adult"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
at this point it seems like it's 100% sure it's going to come out that trump 100% had sex with a child, they're just setting his defense up now "yeah but the child he raped was practically an adult"
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Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre's music playlist likely doesn't include any Bad Bunny songs.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
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Todays my last day of work as a bipede
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Todays my last day of work as a bipede
If they remade the movie Maniac Cop they could just call it Cop
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If they remade the movie Maniac Cop they could just call it Cop
The fact that Five Guys doesn't have like a house special sauce is disqualifying
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The fact that Five Guys doesn't have like a house special sauce is disqualifying
This is the most Threads-coded post ive ever seen
Because criticizing grammar is ableist bullshit most likely. You ARE an arrogant SOB.
Doubly so, given not a single part of your post follows traditional Western grammar rules.
Plebeian.
Doubly so, given not a single part of your post follows traditional Western grammar rules.
Plebeian.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is the most Threads-coded post ive ever seen
"Jesus take the wheel"
Excuse me, His blood alcohol content is 1000
Excuse me, His blood alcohol content is 1000
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"Jesus take the wheel"
Excuse me, His blood alcohol content is 1000
Excuse me, His blood alcohol content is 1000
Alternate reality Seinfeld where they go to the Poop Nazi
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Alternate reality Seinfeld where they go to the Poop Nazi
Denny Carter dot jpg.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Denny Carter dot jpg.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
I'll save you the click.
Heat, A Few Good Men, Sharknado 3, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
Heat, A Few Good Men, Sharknado 3, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'll save you the click.
Heat, A Few Good Men, Sharknado 3, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
Heat, A Few Good Men, Sharknado 3, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
Our president is a kindergartener
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Our president is a kindergartener
Lost a fantasy matchup to a team that scored a combined -3 from his QB and DST
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lost a fantasy matchup to a team that scored a combined -3 from his QB and DST
You put the story in the past, Jesus Christ screenwriting is easy.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You put the story in the past, Jesus Christ screenwriting is easy.
Why are millennials the only generation that's even somewhat tech literate?
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Why are millennials the only generation that's even somewhat tech literate?
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Once again have to give props to Mina Kimes for having a nice football scene on here simply by going up to people she knows and being like “hey join Bluesky you jerk!” It really is sometimes as simple as that.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Once again have to give props to Mina Kimes for having a nice football scene on here simply by going up to people she knows and being like “hey join Bluesky you jerk!” It really is sometimes as simple as that.
Absolutely *demolished* todays Octordle Sequence, hang it in the rafters baby
Daily Sequence Octordle #1385
4️⃣5️⃣
6️⃣7️⃣
8️⃣9️⃣
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Score: 60
www.britannica.com/games/octord...
Daily Sequence Octordle #1385
4️⃣5️⃣
6️⃣7️⃣
8️⃣9️⃣
🔟🕚
Score: 60
www.britannica.com/games/octord...
Octordle
Put your skills to the test and solve eight word games at once! You have 13 guesses to solve all eight words. A new Octordle available each day to solve.
www.britannica.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Absolutely *demolished* todays Octordle Sequence, hang it in the rafters baby
Daily Sequence Octordle #1385
4️⃣5️⃣
6️⃣7️⃣
8️⃣9️⃣
🔟🕚
Score: 60
www.britannica.com/games/octord...
Daily Sequence Octordle #1385
4️⃣5️⃣
6️⃣7️⃣
8️⃣9️⃣
🔟🕚
Score: 60
www.britannica.com/games/octord...
Treyveon HIMderson
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Treyveon HIMderson