your friendly neighborhood mel
@geekmisconduct.bsky.social
WNBA ramblings (mostly #SkyTown), sporps, Star Wars musings, random fangirling. Non-profit data geek by day, gay disaster at night. Proud Chicagoan, tavern crust evangelist. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. she/her 🍉🇺🇦
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The fact that the instructions for the frozen pizza I’m making states to ensure you put the pizza in the oven “cheese side up,” pretty much sums up the collective intelligence of this country right now
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all-time “and then what happened?”
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
all-time “and then what happened?”
Still weird to me that a random 10-year old French song I discovered last year and really loved is now sampled in a new popular rap song
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Still weird to me that a random 10-year old French song I discovered last year and really loved is now sampled in a new popular rap song
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having to do capitalism tomorrow
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
having to do capitalism tomorrow
Woof, ref show
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Woof, ref show
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Foreigner? Most of the folks who loved this band went to bed two hours ago
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Foreigner? Most of the folks who loved this band went to bed two hours ago
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
Why does this Chicago fireworks show look like it’s being filmed via potato?
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Why does this Chicago fireworks show look like it’s being filmed via potato?
Ah yes, it’s the fireworks or gunshots game in my neighborhood right now
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Ah yes, it’s the fireworks or gunshots game in my neighborhood right now
Toast got the zoomies right at midnight. A good omen 🤞
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Toast got the zoomies right at midnight. A good omen 🤞
Happy 2026. I turn 50 this year 💀
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Happy 2026. I turn 50 this year 💀
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New Years Eve 2026 TV: East Coast Bias edition
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
New Years Eve 2026 TV: East Coast Bias edition
We’re going to drink our sparkling juice toast out of plastic cups because we are classy [tm] in this household
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 AM
We’re going to drink our sparkling juice toast out of plastic cups because we are classy [tm] in this household
Why the fuck are we seeing Nashville’s New Years on all the channels but not Chicago’s?
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Why the fuck are we seeing Nashville’s New Years on all the channels but not Chicago’s?
Angel Reese calling out the Chicago Sky for the cheap incompetent asses they are
Favorite sports moment of 2025? 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Angel Reese calling out the Chicago Sky for the cheap incompetent asses they are
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This is the one (1) time per year where I wish Mark Giangreco was still on my TV.
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
This is the one (1) time per year where I wish Mark Giangreco was still on my TV.
2025 was rancid butt cheeks, so my only hope for 2026 is that it’s not worse.
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
2025 was rancid butt cheeks, so my only hope for 2026 is that it’s not worse.
The lead singer of Goo Goo Dolls has Mar-A-Lago face 😬
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
The lead singer of Goo Goo Dolls has Mar-A-Lago face 😬
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January 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Was the finale of Stranger Things perfect? No, but I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats. An enjoyable 2+ hours.
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Was the finale of Stranger Things perfect? No, but I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats. An enjoyable 2+ hours.
Stranger Things (2025)
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Stranger Things (2025)
I just got home and THE Ohio State lost?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I just got home and THE Ohio State lost?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Seeing the finale of Stranger Things finale at a theatre - not sure how they’re going to wrap it up in two hours, but hoping for the best 🤞
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Seeing the finale of Stranger Things finale at a theatre - not sure how they’re going to wrap it up in two hours, but hoping for the best 🤞
How I’m walking out of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025