Adam Music
@musicadamt.bsky.social
Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.
Post your favorite Star Trek Character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek Character. Wrong answers only.
It's sad to see someone who did good things pass. But it's refreshing to see everyone sharing such positive remembrances.
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's sad to see someone who did good things pass. But it's refreshing to see everyone sharing such positive remembrances.
He looks like Cassian Andor if he joined the priesthood.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
He looks like Cassian Andor if he joined the priesthood.
Pilot: While the Supreme Court undergoes renovations (gilding!), the longest-tenured justice takes his fellow justices on a road trip in his RV, solving crimes and touching hearts, teaching the concepts of law to Starry Decisis, a fuzzy green alien puppet.
It brings me no pleasure to report to you that Neal Katyal is working on a TV show that he's described as "The West Wing for the Supreme Court"
A Brief History Of Awful TV Shows About the Supreme Court
The concept of “The West Wing for the Supreme Court” might be the only thing more upsetting than the actual Supreme Court.
ballsandstrikes.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pilot: While the Supreme Court undergoes renovations (gilding!), the longest-tenured justice takes his fellow justices on a road trip in his RV, solving crimes and touching hearts, teaching the concepts of law to Starry Decisis, a fuzzy green alien puppet.
"Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the Treasury. To us, it was better than Citibank."
NEW: The DOJ is in settlement talks with Mike Flynn for $50M. They're robbing us blind. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim
The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the Treasury. To us, it was better than Citibank."
I have it on good authority from this man that, actually, this is Bubba.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have it on good authority from this man that, actually, this is Bubba.
The Doctor was good to me. I got a Rorschach jigsaw puzzle!
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Doctor was good to me. I got a Rorschach jigsaw puzzle!
You know, you could convert those empty stores on the Miracle Mile into affordable housing.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You know, you could convert those empty stores on the Miracle Mile into affordable housing.
Also, I'm pretty sure anything said after the words "historically moral white" will be eternally ironic.
Domesticated by the historically moral white cattle owner industry.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Also, I'm pretty sure anything said after the words "historically moral white" will be eternally ironic.
The first stop on our March to the Sea (and then continue south) will apparently be Santee, South Carolina. I wanted to add a caveat for it, but was told there ain't no Santee clause.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The first stop on our March to the Sea (and then continue south) will apparently be Santee, South Carolina. I wanted to add a caveat for it, but was told there ain't no Santee clause.
Q: Can you pass the stuffing, Karoline?
Leavitt: I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room.
Q: ...
Leavitt: Sorry, that's my kneejerk response to questions.
Q: So, can you pa-
Leavitt: The stuffing is truly a manufactured hoax by the Democrat Party.
Leavitt: I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room.
Q: ...
Leavitt: Sorry, that's my kneejerk response to questions.
Q: So, can you pa-
Leavitt: The stuffing is truly a manufactured hoax by the Democrat Party.
a turkey wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words happy thanksgiving below it
ALT: a turkey wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words happy thanksgiving below it
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Q: Can you pass the stuffing, Karoline?
Leavitt: I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room.
Q: ...
Leavitt: Sorry, that's my kneejerk response to questions.
Q: So, can you pa-
Leavitt: The stuffing is truly a manufactured hoax by the Democrat Party.
Leavitt: I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room.
Q: ...
Leavitt: Sorry, that's my kneejerk response to questions.
Q: So, can you pa-
Leavitt: The stuffing is truly a manufactured hoax by the Democrat Party.
I used to have a joke about thousands of years of women's health diagnoses. Nobody today finds it hysterical.
I used to have a good Victorian anatomist joke, but I would have to dig it up again.
I have a proctology joke, but I’m not an asshole.
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I used to have a joke about thousands of years of women's health diagnoses. Nobody today finds it hysterical.
Facebook memories of the day: The Exploding Whale anniversary, biweekly meaning both "twice a week or once every two weeks" like an insane person, the Wicked dolls packaging porn site address, and this ad I saw on the Detroit News site:
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Facebook memories of the day: The Exploding Whale anniversary, biweekly meaning both "twice a week or once every two weeks" like an insane person, the Wicked dolls packaging porn site address, and this ad I saw on the Detroit News site:
Tell someone you don't like a dermatologist joke. It gets under their skin.
nobody likes oncologist jokes at first, but they grow on you quickly.
What do you mean you want urologist jokes? Piss off!
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Tell someone you don't like a dermatologist joke. It gets under their skin.
Hey, stop sharing that email. It clearly says the information contained in that communication was confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and was intended only for the use of the addressee.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey, stop sharing that email. It clearly says the information contained in that communication was confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and was intended only for the use of the addressee.
She shoulda used Clio law to help her study instead of Miss Cleo Law, eh @joshualenon.bsky.social ?
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
She shoulda used Clio law to help her study instead of Miss Cleo Law, eh @joshualenon.bsky.social ?
Bringing back James Bond is easy. He has reconstructive surgery. They froze his head. They put it on ice. They put it back on in a precedent setting two-day operation. You know, its like, would you use your imagination?
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bringing back James Bond is easy. He has reconstructive surgery. They froze his head. They put it on ice. They put it back on in a precedent setting two-day operation. You know, its like, would you use your imagination?
My God, this Law & Order from 1994 is making jokes about Trump privatizing Central Park and running it as a profit.
a purple background with a glowing ball in the middle
ALT: a purple background with a glowing ball in the middle
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My God, this Law & Order from 1994 is making jokes about Trump privatizing Central Park and running it as a profit.
The haul for the food bank:
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The haul for the food bank: