Adam Music
@musicadamt.bsky.social
Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Don't call me Hakeem, because I am a One Man Gang.
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Don't call me Hakeem, because I am a One Man Gang.
I'm not sure if GMA knows, but James Cameron probably also has a CGI dick they could be sucking.
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm not sure if GMA knows, but James Cameron probably also has a CGI dick they could be sucking.
Saturday breakfast of champions.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Saturday breakfast of champions.
We saw a multi-passenger vehicle around Disney. It had polka dots on it. It was a Minnie van.
This sounds like a @lawprofblawg.bsky.social bit, and I wish it were. But it was not.
This sounds like a @lawprofblawg.bsky.social bit, and I wish it were. But it was not.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
We saw a multi-passenger vehicle around Disney. It had polka dots on it. It was a Minnie van.
This sounds like a @lawprofblawg.bsky.social bit, and I wish it were. But it was not.
This sounds like a @lawprofblawg.bsky.social bit, and I wish it were. But it was not.
Went to help move some of my sister's to move some furniture, take a shower, and go to dinner. Except ... I forgot to pack underwear.
a person is holding a can of soda in their hand and the word commando is written on the screen .
ALT: a person is holding a can of soda in their hand and the word commando is written on the screen .
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December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Went to help move some of my sister's to move some furniture, take a shower, and go to dinner. Except ... I forgot to pack underwear.
I put up 12,000 steps yesterday. Mostly, I was moving items inside this house.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I put up 12,000 steps yesterday. Mostly, I was moving items inside this house.
New mission unlocked: Mickey has found a hiding place in the new house. Well, sort of.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
New mission unlocked: Mickey has found a hiding place in the new house. Well, sort of.
A James Neal jersey? Gods, why? @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social @suesswassersee.bsky.social @hockeenightsct.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A James Neal jersey? Gods, why? @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social @suesswassersee.bsky.social @hockeenightsct.bsky.social
Ok, the Tesla coil is cool.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ok, the Tesla coil is cool.
GENO GOAL! NOVAK GOAL!
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
GENO GOAL! NOVAK GOAL!
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe today using an image from your gallery
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe today using an image from your gallery
Cocaine so white there's raisins in it.
Cocaine so white we share a family tree
Cocaine so white it started playing Mr brightside
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Cocaine so white there's raisins in it.
Update: Mickey broke through the defenses.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Update: Mickey broke through the defenses.
My Amazon Playlist for the year.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My Amazon Playlist for the year.
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music.amazon.com/playlists/PP...
🎶 Which thus bedeck'd with a gay GAR-land
Let us servire cantico. 🎶
Let us servire cantico. 🎶
It’s time to hang up the holiday GAR-land 🎄
Move over Florida Man, it’s Florida Gar’s time to shine!
On Day 3 of #25DaysofFishmas, we head down to the Sunshine State to find the Florida gar (Lepisosteus platyrhincus), an ancient-looking fish whose appearance hasn’t changed much since the Mesozoic
Move over Florida Man, it’s Florida Gar’s time to shine!
On Day 3 of #25DaysofFishmas, we head down to the Sunshine State to find the Florida gar (Lepisosteus platyrhincus), an ancient-looking fish whose appearance hasn’t changed much since the Mesozoic
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
🎶 Which thus bedeck'd with a gay GAR-land
Let us servire cantico. 🎶
Let us servire cantico. 🎶
If a computer is virgin, why is pregnant in y'all's browser history so much?
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If a computer is virgin, why is pregnant in y'all's browser history so much?
Two parents, two cars, and four cats are all in Florida. Today, my sister and parents close on their new house. And since it was an AirBNB, we can move in this afternoon and sleep there tonight while we wait for their stuff to arrive Friday.
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Two parents, two cars, and four cats are all in Florida. Today, my sister and parents close on their new house. And since it was an AirBNB, we can move in this afternoon and sleep there tonight while we wait for their stuff to arrive Friday.
Update: The Hampton Inn beds have space behind them. Not great for a pet-friendly room.
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Update: The Hampton Inn beds have space behind them. Not great for a pet-friendly room.
Soon, we are beginning Bobby Sherman's March to the Sea. First @anthonymkreis.bsky.social, that's when you listen to '60s oldies and sack lunch Savannah.
a black and white photo of a man in military uniform
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in military uniform
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December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Soon, we are beginning Bobby Sherman's March to the Sea. First @anthonymkreis.bsky.social, that's when you listen to '60s oldies and sack lunch Savannah.
5 o'clock in the morning in our hotel room with four cats in carriers: Why is there a cat cuddling with me?
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
5 o'clock in the morning in our hotel room with four cats in carriers: Why is there a cat cuddling with me?
Used a Wendy's cup as a kitty pooper scooper. Follow me for more feline travel tips.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Used a Wendy's cup as a kitty pooper scooper. Follow me for more feline travel tips.