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jumico.bsky.social
Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
@jumico.bsky.social
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TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter, Fantasy Football attention seeker, Well-meaning dipshit • 🏆🏆 | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | he·him
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November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Nutritionists HATE him
One simple trick to lose eight pounds in just a few hours!
POV: hospital bed. OPs intact right leg andwound dressing over his amputated left
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Dawn of the Final Day 24 Hours Remain
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Not Bruce!!
Bruce Young is headed to the locker room.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Screenshot of The op's tweet, but with a Brian Tyler Cohen logo in the corner.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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A shocked Bart Simpson sits in the back of the family car. Caption/quote: "What an odd thing to say."
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A worn out metallic looking item containing Nikolai Tesla's quote "You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension"
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Poster for the movie Goon, starring Sean William Scott, featured center image in a hockey jersey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Taco Bell app with notifications that the item selected is not available Still of Kevin Garnett in Uncut Gems, caption "why the fuck would you show it to me if I can't have it?!"
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Smokin that Pelosi Pack
A legal weed label called "Speaker Knockers"
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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"Track your order with GrubHub TV"
Screenshot of text reading SIMON: id rather put a gun in my mouth
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Alan dershowitz goblin face sloppily pasted over the head of R Buddy Dwyer, seen shortly before taking his own life on live tv
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Think it's time to Old Yeller this dusty bitch
Tweet from Variety. To summarize: Paul Schrader thinks AI Generated actors will be a thing people will willingly consume.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Trash
Oscar the Grouch
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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They said calm down you stylin too hard on em
A pan of brownies fresh from the oven, being left to cool.
October 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Guess what time it is babes
An array of ingredients to make brownies: butter, eggs, brown sugar, white sugar, AP flour, cocoa powder, dark chocolate morsels, and vanilla extract
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Spooky szn

(Please excuse the duplicate Matthew Ghouldon I screenshotted two leagues )
A fantasy football roster with spooky nicknames jamari thrash - Jamari Slasher kimani Vidal - Ki ki ki ma ma ma (the spooky sound from Friday the 13th when Jason is around) Matthew Golden - Matthew Ghoulden Darnell Mooney - Darnell Full Mooney Rhamondre Stevenson - Demon-dre Stevenson Tyjae Spears - Tyjae Fears A second league with more spooky names Luke McCaffrey - Luke McCoffin Dylan Sampson - Villain Sampson elic Ayomanor - The Haunted Manor Matthew Golden - Matthew Ghouldon Tyler Higbee - Tyler Higbeelzebub Josh Jacobs - Jacobs Ladder Nico Collins - Nico Goblins Tank Bigsby - Tankenstein's Monster Kayshon Boutte - Kayshon Booooo-utte
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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For reference, this is an order of five
An order of five Arbys Steak Nuggets.
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Shitposting at the speed of light
Internet speed test results showing 934.23 mb/s down and 944.5 mb/s up, and a 3ms ping
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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My cuttie game is *immaculate*
A golden brown panko breaded chicken cutlet
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Who wants wings
A plate of Golden brown chicken wings tossed in a fish sauce based sauce, garnished with crispy shallots and chilies, and fresh cilantro
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Cracking open a cold one with the boys
Canned brown bread
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Next time I'm putting the dough directly on the steel and building it there. I suck getting it off the peel
A badly misshapen pizza caused by poor dough handling. Topped with pepperoni and cubanelle peppers
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I'm so fuckin sad right now
Messed up the dough making the pizza so pivoted tona calzone but messed that up too so now I have a crime scene.
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I know the place
The Museum of Bad Art, Boston Google search card.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM