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The Rust project now has an official presence on Bluesky! ✨

We'll be posting the same on our Mastodon and Bluesky accounts, so you won't miss anything on either platform.

the definition of insanity is embedding your error messages within image data so that it is not possible to programmatically handle errors

I went on a date with this girl and she just kept asking me 'what deck do you use in balatro?' and after the fifth fucking time I told her I use ghost deck. she's like "LOL you're one of those people that restarts every time you get a bad hex??" and I just left the date in shame

BREAKING NEWS: a lawsuit has been filed against trump and elon musk! The justice system will take care of this, as it always does! Please stay calm and allow our brave lawyers to handle all of this for you in a timely (6-8 years) manner

Sex pest and nazi sympathizing Kick streamer Destiny is embroiled in another revenge porn scandal. This time he’s caught spreading nude photos of his fans and co-streamers. This comes only weeks after his fans claim he will be “a major voice of the new online left”.

pooping without your phone is called “pilgrim style”

sometimes while searing meat or vegetables, you'll end up with browned bits of food that stick to the bottom of the pan. this is known as "fond." unfortunately there is no way to remove this hideous substance and you will need to throw your pan away

occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!

im militantly pro puppy girl I Will start fist fights with you in your humble abode if you dare speak shit on dogf girls

Someone left two loaves of bread on my couch. A small white loaf and XL whole wheat? Very strange thing to do.

just an eeped up shortlet about to get snuggly

“Viewing through sponge eyes, we see the world transforming, becoming new, ridiculous, funny. Wouldn’t we all want to be like Sponge Boy? He likes himself, and that both empowers and frees him. He creates his own hip-ness. He pre-figures “cool” because he’s reinventing the meaning of the word.”

Throwback to the early days of summer when The Hog would be outside every day eating clovers