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Kolrath
@kolrath.bsky.social
Cat herder. Tech wrangler. Loving husband.

A healthy computer is a strong computer.
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blurays look fantastic, way better than streaming, and if you wanna watch them you probably already own something that can do it. if you have a PS5 or a Xbox Series X you can watch 4ks too.
A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"

He said, "I don't know, like $500?"

Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Hi, welcome to the login screen, please log in. Oh, sorry, due to our dedication to your security you need to reset your password. No you can't use your last one or anything like it. 12 character minimum and we need special characters. Ok great. Gonna need a two factor code. Also a text. Fuck you
May 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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josh allen killed jimmy carter
December 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts
December 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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His cars efficiently burn more people alive than any other cars before him.
21 people died in Ford Pintos exploding. There were government hearings, a forced recall, and the car discontinued. 51 Teslas have burned people alive and Elon just got appointed to the department of government efficiency.
November 30, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
December 24, 2023 at 1:45 PM
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism
November 18, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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ok but cranking ciggies and talking shit with your 3 year old seems fun as hell
November 17, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Putting peas in mac and cheese should be a federal crime
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM