King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63
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#1 Rude Boi. Director of @snatchersfilm.bsky.social and The Gumshoe Diaries. Owner of littleknifemedia.com.
Official Utz Pitchman since 2021.
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I made this movie! I cast it, directed it, produced it, story edited, bought and taught myself to use a drone for the aerials, edited the film, did the coloring, did most of the special effects, did the legal, built our website, created the poster. Watch it on Amazon!
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I get this because if I were president we'd be doing a dark "Hogan's Heroes" reboot
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
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Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I get this because if I were president we'd be doing a dark "Hogan's Heroes" reboot
I have a real Taipei personality
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have a real Taipei personality
Fucking around AND finding out?!
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
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'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
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November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fucking around AND finding out?!
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
People have said my boy is a very good boy, but I have photographic PROOF he is not:
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People have said my boy is a very good boy, but I have photographic PROOF he is not:
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"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK
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3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
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November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK
Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
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Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2
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I get the feeling Trump has rarely in his life been confronted directly by a man this overtly kind.
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I get the feeling Trump has rarely in his life been confronted directly by a man this overtly kind.
I use ChatGPT a lot but it's okay because I stopped flushing the toilet to make up for the water use!
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I use ChatGPT a lot but it's okay because I stopped flushing the toilet to make up for the water use!
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
Fun fact: when we originally tried this FX it didn't read, so we went back a full year later, bought a second microwave, cut a hole in the bottom and sold the effect between the two takes.
Snatchers are VERY susceptible to microwaves!
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November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fun fact: when we originally tried this FX it didn't read, so we went back a full year later, bought a second microwave, cut a hole in the bottom and sold the effect between the two takes.
Trump said what now?
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Democrats to be executed: "Attorneys have to parse the language and determine all that."
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Trump said what now?
I not only directed Snatchers, I did a bunch of the special effects too. Here's how I torched a car without having to pay the owner for damages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I not only directed Snatchers, I did a bunch of the special effects too. Here's how I torched a car without having to pay the owner for damages.
You know a relationship is on the outs when a picture of your butthole no longer gets a "Waa waa wooey!!!" text in return.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
You know a relationship is on the outs when a picture of your butthole no longer gets a "Waa waa wooey!!!" text in return.
I'd like to say it was my politics, but it's gonna be something gross I said
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'd like to say it was my politics, but it's gonna be something gross I said
"Little Donny Trump, age 79, who lives in a white house, in a place that used to be DC. If you should run across him, you had best express only good thoughts. Anything less is handled at your own risk. Because if you do meet Donny, you can be sure of one thing: you have entered the Twilight Zone."
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Little Donny Trump, age 79, who lives in a white house, in a place that used to be DC. If you should run across him, you had best express only good thoughts. Anything less is handled at your own risk. Because if you do meet Donny, you can be sure of one thing: you have entered the Twilight Zone."
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DON'T CALL IT A RECESSION. CALL IT "QUIET TIME."
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
DON'T CALL IT A RECESSION. CALL IT "QUIET TIME."
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
Tom won't let me respond to his bullshit assertion I didn't read it, and won't contend with all of Trump's MAGA rallies, the ICE recruitments, etc etc. Tom's got a real "It's not champagne if it didn't come from the region" boner for fascism.
People are sending me articles they didn't read, that make *my* point and not theirs.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Tom won't let me respond to his bullshit assertion I didn't read it, and won't contend with all of Trump's MAGA rallies, the ICE recruitments, etc etc. Tom's got a real "It's not champagne if it didn't come from the region" boner for fascism.
Energized public participation in government organized channels you say, Tom?
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Energized public participation in government organized channels you say, Tom?
Tom acts like Fascism is a static thing, even though there's plenty of research showing it is a movement, it comes in stages, and people are right to criticize this idiot for saying it doesn't count because it's not at stage 5 of 5.
What Is Fascism? | CFR Education share.google/tOM6qHBQAgs6...
What Is Fascism? | CFR Education share.google/tOM6qHBQAgs6...
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Tom acts like Fascism is a static thing, even though there's plenty of research showing it is a movement, it comes in stages, and people are right to criticize this idiot for saying it doesn't count because it's not at stage 5 of 5.
What Is Fascism? | CFR Education share.google/tOM6qHBQAgs6...
What Is Fascism? | CFR Education share.google/tOM6qHBQAgs6...
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Don't be evil?
"Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while simultaneously removing apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officers..."
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"Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while simultaneously removing apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officers..."
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don't be evil?
"Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while simultaneously removing apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officers..."
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
"Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while simultaneously removing apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officers..."
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Bro-yo, yogurt for REAL men
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bro-yo, yogurt for REAL men
Look, you all have to stop being surprised that cops do racist shit. Upholding systemic racism is literally one of the hiring qualifications and this administration took the reigns off.
Texas A&M police says it has removed this trooper from his game day assignment following this:
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look, you all have to stop being surprised that cops do racist shit. Upholding systemic racism is literally one of the hiring qualifications and this administration took the reigns off.
Donald Trump absolutely did not blow Clinton, and anyone who read the emails in context would get that. But by all means, please please please continue to say he did anyway, because if Trump hears a whole lot of people are saying it he'll lose his shit.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Donald Trump absolutely did not blow Clinton, and anyone who read the emails in context would get that. But by all means, please please please continue to say he did anyway, because if Trump hears a whole lot of people are saying it he'll lose his shit.