King Johnman 1'87" IQ 63
@krasdale.bsky.social
#1 Rude Boi. Director of @snatchersfilm.bsky.social and The Gumshoe Diaries. Owner of littleknifemedia.com.
Official Utz Pitchman since 2021.
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They always look like a guy whose name is Chuds Fuckley
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
They always look like a guy whose name is Chuds Fuckley
People have said my boy is a very good boy, but I have photographic PROOF he is not:
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People have said my boy is a very good boy, but I have photographic PROOF he is not:
Energized public participation in government organized channels you say, Tom?
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Energized public participation in government organized channels you say, Tom?
RIP, Dick. You were one of my first Photoshops.
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
RIP, Dick. You were one of my first Photoshops.
Happy Halloween from rude 9yr old Jason Voorhies
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Happy Halloween from rude 9yr old Jason Voorhies
Fuck you, Andrew Cuomo
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fuck you, Andrew Cuomo
They're making Cetaphil bottles too big. Nobody needs this much gentle face wash. Not even students.
Stop it, Cetaphil.
Stop it, Cetaphil.
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They're making Cetaphil bottles too big. Nobody needs this much gentle face wash. Not even students.
Stop it, Cetaphil.
Stop it, Cetaphil.
Can't do any work today, dog needs me, sorry.
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Can't do any work today, dog needs me, sorry.
Better change your tune, people marching for a ceasefire!
October 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Better change your tune, people marching for a ceasefire!
That never turns out to be a lie, just ask his old doctor
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That never turns out to be a lie, just ask his old doctor
"You know what's stupid, is people who think they're cooler than art though, who worry about their outfit all day like some of these rock singers" - Kid Rock, clearly talking about himself in that bullshit outfit.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"You know what's stupid, is people who think they're cooler than art though, who worry about their outfit all day like some of these rock singers" - Kid Rock, clearly talking about himself in that bullshit outfit.
Literally Antifa, as described by Assata Shakur in 1988
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Literally Antifa, as described by Assata Shakur in 1988
Finally... Sweet sweet sweater weather
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Finally... Sweet sweet sweater weather
Next year he'll be gone, but he'll never be forgotten:
September 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Next year he'll be gone, but he'll never be forgotten:
Or maybe it was MS 13
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Or maybe it was MS 13
"Antifa" strikes again!
September 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Antifa" strikes again!
Don't worry, you'll be okay. Barq's has bite.
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Don't worry, you'll be okay. Barq's has bite.
This is exactly what my mom said to me after my dad suffered a triple coronary. What's crazy though is my dad never came back from the trip, even after I swore off blueberries.
Miss you dad, wherever you are.
Miss you dad, wherever you are.
September 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is exactly what my mom said to me after my dad suffered a triple coronary. What's crazy though is my dad never came back from the trip, even after I swore off blueberries.
Miss you dad, wherever you are.
Miss you dad, wherever you are.
Realtime footage of Schumer engaging in bipartisan negotiations with the Trump administration.
September 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Realtime footage of Schumer engaging in bipartisan negotiations with the Trump administration.
"It’s about coming together to remember a leader who influenced so many young people and to advocate for peace.”
September 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"It’s about coming together to remember a leader who influenced so many young people and to advocate for peace.”
The problem with LLMs is they're made up of available information, instead of the fascist viewpoints of their owners.
September 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The problem with LLMs is they're made up of available information, instead of the fascist viewpoints of their owners.