Knuckle Sandwich
@knucklesandwich.bsky.social
incredibly media-pilled
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i love that our opposition party posts like the reply guy who isn't quite funny enough to follow back yet
August 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i love that our opposition party posts like the reply guy who isn't quite funny enough to follow back yet
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there it is ily bsky
imagine actually paying a subscription fee to any of the media majors in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty five, when all of the people who get most of the money are at best cordial and at worst outright collaborators with a traitorous racist mass-murdering dictator
was having a convo with someone about how expensive netflix is and i looked at my account and apparently someone added themselves as an “extra person” and i’ve been paying $8.99/mo for them. i contacted netflix and they told me this started in 2023. fuckin yenifer
August 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
there it is ily bsky
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I can't believe it's 2025 and the Superglue user experience is still like this.
May 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I can't believe it's 2025 and the Superglue user experience is still like this.
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remember when that big boat got stuck
April 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
remember when that big boat got stuck
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no one has won video games as much as guitar hero fans have. it seemed like it was over but they now exist in the exact window of popularity where there's a thriving subculture around free games with endless community charts but not so popular that activision are making an awful live service
March 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
no one has won video games as much as guitar hero fans have. it seemed like it was over but they now exist in the exact window of popularity where there's a thriving subculture around free games with endless community charts but not so popular that activision are making an awful live service
it looks a little embarrassed
Telo’s electric MT1 mini-truck gets a new preproduction prototype
Telo’s electric MT1 mini-truck gets a new preproduction prototype
Telo has received “over 5,000” preorders.
buff.ly
March 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it looks a little embarrassed
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Telo’s electric MT1 mini-truck gets a new preproduction prototype
Telo’s electric MT1 mini-truck gets a new preproduction prototype
Telo has received “over 5,000” preorders.
buff.ly
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Telo’s electric MT1 mini-truck gets a new preproduction prototype
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ME (50): The wormhole is closing, I have to leave 1987 and go back to 2025 now. Just know this: it's gonna get better. There will still be hard times but you’ll get through it and-
ME (13): Uh huh yeah, cool. Hey, about that 24/7 access to on-demand pornography…roughly what year does that start?
ME (13): Uh huh yeah, cool. Hey, about that 24/7 access to on-demand pornography…roughly what year does that start?
March 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ME (50): The wormhole is closing, I have to leave 1987 and go back to 2025 now. Just know this: it's gonna get better. There will still be hard times but you’ll get through it and-
ME (13): Uh huh yeah, cool. Hey, about that 24/7 access to on-demand pornography…roughly what year does that start?
ME (13): Uh huh yeah, cool. Hey, about that 24/7 access to on-demand pornography…roughly what year does that start?
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do ttrpg tiktok kids have to talk about rolling a 20-sided unalive?
February 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
do ttrpg tiktok kids have to talk about rolling a 20-sided unalive?
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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
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guy who can’t get out of bed in the morning, not because they have depression, but because they sleep on a glue trap
November 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
guy who can’t get out of bed in the morning, not because they have depression, but because they sleep on a glue trap
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guy who goes to stores and dresses up as retail workers to spread misinformation to the customers
November 10, 2024 at 1:42 AM
guy who goes to stores and dresses up as retail workers to spread misinformation to the customers
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loving the new design of the Emerald City in Wicked
November 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
loving the new design of the Emerald City in Wicked
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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Watch the debate? Why no, I'm far too busy smoking my tobacco pipe #ThePreoccupiedPiper #PipeSky #PipersOfBlueSky #tobaccopipe #tobacco #corncobpipe #CavendishBlend
June 28, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Watch the debate? Why no, I'm far too busy smoking my tobacco pipe #ThePreoccupiedPiper #PipeSky #PipersOfBlueSky #tobaccopipe #tobacco #corncobpipe #CavendishBlend
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Gyms should have a St. Bernard that wanders around the weight floor with a little barrel of protein shake around its neck. Follow for more small business tips.
May 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Gyms should have a St. Bernard that wanders around the weight floor with a little barrel of protein shake around its neck. Follow for more small business tips.
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do it and be legends, @bencollins.bsky.social
May 24, 2024 at 12:39 PM
do it and be legends, @bencollins.bsky.social
dude thinks he's Santa Claus
May 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
dude thinks he's Santa Claus
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Hunter x Hunter kinda crazy for having a main character named Goon Freaks
May 9, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Hunter x Hunter kinda crazy for having a main character named Goon Freaks
probably the best piece of news we've ever gotten
It is "the first known case of active wound treatment in a wild animal with a medical plant," biologist Isabelle Laumer told NPR. She says the orangutan, called Rakus, is now thriving.
Orangutan in the wild applied medicinal plant to heal its own injury, biologists say
It is "the first known case of active wound treatment in a wild animal with a medical plant," biologist Isabelle Laumer told NPR. She says the orangutan, called Rakus, is now thriving.
www.npr.org
May 3, 2024 at 6:27 PM
probably the best piece of news we've ever gotten