all this is both foolish and unnecessary

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

*dumps cooler of embalming fluid on funeral director’s head after a tasteful service*

this one small brain think thoughts

Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless

looks like she updated the caption I’m screaming

railroad worms on a date

Driving home while 97.1 is stuck

THIS IS STILL GOING

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

Every day:

math textbook covers for some reason:

One day you’re young and hip

then one day you’re just over the moon because Aldi temporarily has fig spread

Man, cold pizza rules. Why do we even eat it hot

For everyone tearing up over Mamdani's scavenger hunt because you can't remember the last time someone in politics did something fun, what *you* need is a better State Fair.

Remembering Melissa Hortman: Republicans and Democrats say her power came from her selflessness minnesotareformer.com/2025/06/26/r...

In re: LRT, Minnesota is the opposite of a news desert - the Twin Cities has dozens of responsible news outlets staffed by incredibly professional journalists. They do not need your breathless, speculative assistance in covering this story. Post *local* coverage as it emerges, and ignore the noise.