Jessica 🇺🇦
knaveparty.bsky.social
Jessica 🇺🇦
@knaveparty.bsky.social
god I’m so tired of being tired
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cannot overstate what a good time it is to get back into stardew and become obsessed with collecting rocks and taking forest drugs with the divorced wizard
July 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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if you cant handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and that means I'm stronger than you
July 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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i say “couldn’t be me” a lot for someone it literally is
July 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Sheer. fucking. spite.
June 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.
June 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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"Gaming is dead!"

Nah man you're just miserable
April 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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When the boss heals themself.
March 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Me trying to figure out the controls in a new game
March 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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America is over. There is no coming back from this.

If we're lucky maybe we claw back some small-l liberalism for our daily lives. But even that might be too much to hope for.

The rest of the world has to move on from us.

They now know that the American people can't be trusted.

They're right.
February 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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hey sorry I was working on something, what's up
February 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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we must return to games having thick ass manuals.
February 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Your friendly neighborhood librarian here...buy physical copies of your favorite books, especially challenged or banned books. Preferably from small local merchants. That's all; carry on. #Read #BookSky #Resist 📚
February 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I could never play Pikmin because the moment one of those little dudes died on me I would start pounding the ground and wailing skyward in anguish about it
February 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Do not give me slime, I will not behave myself. I will end up with digestive blockage from eating it
January 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Where's my new Animal Crossing to cope with during this strange and undesirable time period?
January 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM