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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
she/her, 41, DIY dyke 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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my daily affirmations:
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
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November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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#MossyMonday

@jabisanzphotography.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
doing Big Girl Business (paying off old tickets)
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
same offer from me in the KC metro area
to all transfems in the lower peninsula of Michigan: I will happily help you do your estrogen injection if you want!! so long as it's on a weekend and you can chip in for gas I will straight up come do your shot for you and call you a good girl. 💜💛
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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whenever a woman says im funny i gain +20 EXP
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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whenever a woman agrees with me my health bar regenerates
September 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
hmmm
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
its probably a coincidence i have crushes on all my female supervisors
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
the respect of a competent woman >>>>
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
wish I were stroking a sleeping girls hair rn
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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is it still gay if it's with a dog
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Saturday morning (15 Nov 2025), unexpectedly, was foggy. This was very close to the sequoia trees near Blackwater Arboretum in the New Forest. The sun broke through the mist shortly after 10 am, and it was burned away within about 30 minutes.

#ShareMondays2025
#NewForest
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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*hasn't been held for a couple hours voice* i need to be held
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
orgasm that resets ur brain >>
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
but being a messy bitch with anxiety is like, my whole thing
they should invent a way to gain esoteric knowledge as a queer woman that does not involve having to speedrun being a messy bitch with anxiety
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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good girls do what they’re told,

good girls put needles in their skin,

good girls hydrate,

good girls take the pain,

good girls do the new experiences even when they’re scary
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"trans visibility week" sounds like a threat
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
top? bottom? babe im just happy to be here
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
crowd work is a form of improv
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Getting hornier as a coping mechanism.
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i just want everyone im with to feel safe and supported and comfortable and free to be themselves

in a romantic context thats my overriding priority, always
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
roleplay scenario: we're two christian teens sneakily hooking up at the youth group lock-in
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i think im experiencing emotional drop after a v good day yesterday. c'est la vie ig
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM