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jazzguineapig.bsky.social
🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
2.2K followers 930 following 12K posts
she/her, 41, bisexual lesbian dyke
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jazzguineapig.bsky.social
new pfp!

old / new
a trans woman in the sun wearing a gray ballcap with a dyke flag pin a trans woman backlit by the sun wearing a gray ballcap with a dyke flag pin
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
the "mods halp i spill my jice" meme (a chibi catgirl looks sad about a spilled glass of juice, against an orange-white-pink background)
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
literally off the chart lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
howd i do 🤔
bathroom selfie of a white tgirl in baggy gray sweatpants, a dark green top, and gray ballcap.
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
hmmm
Results from bdsmtest.org 100% Non-monogamist 100% Switch 100% Voyeur 89% Experimentalist 73% Vanilla 71% Dominant 70% Submissive 66% Exhibitionist 54% Rigger 53% Masochist 40% Primal (Hunter) 37% Owner 34% Pet 31% Master/Mistress 26% Sadist 21% Little 21% Daddy/Mommy 17% Ageplayer 16% Brat tamer 15% Primal (Prey) 15% Rope bunny 14% Brat 12% Slave 11% Degrader 0% Degradee
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
age yourself with gaming
screenshot of Artillery Duel 2.0.1 for the Apple Macintosh. it's in black and white.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
The trolley problem meme but it's just a trolley and some straight tracks with no switch or anybody on them and the text says "there is no problem, you are traveling safely to your destination and everyone thinks you're cute."
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
meme of Obi-Wan Kenobi with Piper's face superimposed on him saying "well of course I know him, he's me."
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
new pfp finally!
photo of a white trans woman with short curly hair, smiling, with sunset light on her face. photo of a white trans woman wearing a hat with a lesbian flag pin, smiling, with sunrise light on her face.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
me rn:
the "I spilled my juice help help" meme.
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
society if everyone posted spread pussy lips
meme image of a slick futuristic cityscape.
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
everybody go look at the moon
screenshot of a moon app showing that the Moon is 100% full.
October 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
done!
selfie of a pale woman with a mizzou shirt and a ballcap with a lesbian pride flag pin on it. shes standing in a parking lot smiling with the morning sun behind her.
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
its 3:30am and my workday is half over 🥱
a pale woman in a black Mizzou tee and gray ballcap with a lesbian flag button on it. she's smiling tiredly.
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
the "Im not owned" dril tweet but with drils name replaced with "Jay" and "a corncob" repaced with "Elon Musk".
October 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
screenshot of a post by @maysuser.name that says "I'm literally such a white woman (I keep fucking the dog)" directly above a post by @nebulena.net that says "I love cats so much". the timestamps are one minute apart.
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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screenshot of a post by @maysuser.name that says "I'm literally such a white woman (I keep fucking the dog)" directly above a post by @nebulena.net that says "I love cats so much". the timestamps are one minute apart.
October 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
me when the autism hits
anime style art of a kung fu girl with an intense expression surrounded by a nimbus of glowing lightning bolts.
September 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
the tee in question
piper after her shift, shes smiling and wearing a grey ballcap and black laura jane grace teeshirt with a red rose above a bear trap on it. shes not wearing a bra.
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
we love to see a Piper winning! 🥰
screenshot showing Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social at rank 45!
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
quote an unfiltered pic and say your age

41, and all my selfies are unfiltered 🤷‍♀️ (also new ink)
a white woman in an orange tanktop and purple cateye glasses smiles down at you while showing off her new tattoo, purple lilacs on her upper arm.
September 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
🥰🥰🥰
photo of pipers upper arm with a fresh tattoo, of a cluster of lilacs.
September 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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three spider-men pointing at each other, they're labeled "my grandfather full of asbestos", "my father full of lead", and "me full of asbestos".
September 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
car selfie: post-shift edition ❤️
car selfie of piper, a pale woman in a black vneck tee and gray ballcap. its sunny now because she just finshed work.
September 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
jazzguineapig.bsky.social
another night another nickel
car selfie of piper, a pale woman in a black vneck tee and gray ballcap. its dark out because its 230am.
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM