🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
she/her, 41, bisexual lesbian dyke
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🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
· Apr 18
my daily affirmations:
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
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muppet taking polite criticism voice: felt
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
muppet taking polite criticism voice: felt
my next ~36hrs are fully booked out... first work, then (hopefully) a nap, then a date with a girl i havent seen in 2 weeks, then appearing in court, then cake and an art museum trip for my little sis's birthday.
wish me luck chat
wish me luck chat
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
my next ~36hrs are fully booked out... first work, then (hopefully) a nap, then a date with a girl i havent seen in 2 weeks, then appearing in court, then cake and an art museum trip for my little sis's birthday.
wish me luck chat
wish me luck chat
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Babe wake up new pandemic just dropped
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Babe wake up new pandemic just dropped
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WLW (weapon loving weapon).
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
WLW (weapon loving weapon).
new pfp!
old / new
old / new
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
new pfp!
old / new
old / new
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reskeet if u are horny or gay
July 26, 2023 at 5:06 PM
reskeet if u are horny or gay
rogue wave (of dysphoria)
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
rogue wave (of dysphoria)
life-giving cuddles
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
life-giving cuddles
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
literally off the chart lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
literally off the chart lol
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i am a thing that is prized and dangerous
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
i am a thing that is prized and dangerous
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people try to intellectualize and philosophize and rationalize it and make it complicated but ultimately the meaning of life really does just come down to: do whatever you want all the time
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
people try to intellectualize and philosophize and rationalize it and make it complicated but ultimately the meaning of life really does just come down to: do whatever you want all the time
two out of three aint bad
beautiful. perfect. normal
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
two out of three aint bad
the sparrows who live in the warehouse i work at are chirping tonite
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
the sparrows who live in the warehouse i work at are chirping tonite
all my posts are stolen from facebook minion memes
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
all my posts are stolen from facebook minion memes
you cant spell "yuri" without u and i
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
you cant spell "yuri" without u and i
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kissing multiple genders at the same time
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
kissing multiple genders at the same time
WELL IT WAS FOR ME THIS YEAR 😁😁😁
TdoR, TdoV, Trans Awareness Week, all kinda depressing, we should have a "Trans day of Incredible Sex" or smth, I'm just spitballing here
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
WELL IT WAS FOR ME THIS YEAR 😁😁😁
might fuck around and wear a skirt today
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
might fuck around and wear a skirt today
attention trans women!
*leans into mic* Good Girl.
*leans into mic* Good Girl.
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
attention trans women!
*leans into mic* Good Girl.
*leans into mic* Good Girl.
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TdoR, TdoV, Trans Awareness Week, all kinda depressing, we should have a "Trans day of Incredible Sex" or smth, I'm just spitballing here
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
TdoR, TdoV, Trans Awareness Week, all kinda depressing, we should have a "Trans day of Incredible Sex" or smth, I'm just spitballing here
webbed site > appleication
also it's a website not an app. that framing is important. we must go back to move forward.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
webbed site > appleication
ive gone 3 for 3 tonight on smiling back instead of nodding when dudes nod at me
lets see if i can keep this streak alive chat
lets see if i can keep this streak alive chat
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
ive gone 3 for 3 tonight on smiling back instead of nodding when dudes nod at me
lets see if i can keep this streak alive chat
lets see if i can keep this streak alive chat
i dont feel thirst normally but ive figured out a workaround-- my lips get chapped when im dehydrated but they soften right up again if i drink enough water.
its a very useful barometer! like lip-based hydration gauge for my body
its a very useful barometer! like lip-based hydration gauge for my body
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i dont feel thirst normally but ive figured out a workaround-- my lips get chapped when im dehydrated but they soften right up again if i drink enough water.
its a very useful barometer! like lip-based hydration gauge for my body
its a very useful barometer! like lip-based hydration gauge for my body