David Puddy voice: “Feels
like a Diamond Dogs night”

Do people who get upset at the idea of an echo chamber go out of their way to hang out with people they find stupid and annoying in real life

Man I cannot begin to tell you how having small kids with you and your partner’s parents on-call as willing, dependable, competent child care is fucking Easy Mode, and I cannot fathom what the logistics of child-rearing must be like for single or divorced parents without that reach-back.

Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey

1. The Harder They Come is just a ridiculously good soundtrack, arguably the best ever.
2. You will NEVER hear me sing with more reckless abandon than when I’m driving and listening to the title track.

At this point the functioning logic from the GOP is that the Democratic Party is both a permanent junior partner in government which must gain Republican ascent for legitimacy, and wholly responsible for the outcomes of the government and obliged to assist the GOP as needed.

This is the McDonald's coffee grandma all over again

"Okay, dude, we get it—you met Obama a couple times."

Part of why people get so excited for Halloween is because it's one of the few holidays that isn't centered around family. You can just go & do your own weird thing. Embrace your inner werewolf. Howl at the moon. Chase a squirrel. Pass out in your bath tub. No one will stop you.