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Kirsten
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Some kind of doctor. Will work for plants. And books. And wine.
RIP Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
True story: I bought a suitcase at a thrift store in Manhattan the other day and I basically rolled it around for an hour getting it home and shortly before I made it back to my apartment I get this notice that there's an unknown AirTag "moving with me". 🧵
a stuffed monkey is wearing overalls and a green shirt .
Alt: Suspicious eyes monkey GIF; a puppet monkey wearing overalls and a green shirt, stands in profile to the camera, its eyes glancing over towards the camera and back repeatedly.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m in the U.S. so I suspect that I am not eligible for the giveaway because <gestures at the general state of things> but if any of the people I reach see this and are interested, DO IT. Tom Cox is in my top five of favorite authors, and is the most underrated, and under compensated, of the five.
Author wrote best book he's ever written.
Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings.
Book was finally published by new publisher.
Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed.

Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Threads is a vibe, man. My whole timeline there is half the people I’m following, and the other half is a small and vocal subset of the people I follow responding to low-follower bots engaging in rage-bait. But I keep having to follow them because the comments (bot or not) are HILARIOUS.
November 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I bought a hard sided suitcase at a thrift store in the Village today and I rolled it down to the subway and through the system and about two blocks from my house, I get this alert onmy phone that there’s an AirTag “moving with” me.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Turned on the Navy-Notre Dame game and look at all that snow.
kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain with the words woooo !!! above him
Alt: GIF of Kermit the Frog flailing his arms around (“Kermit arms”) in front of a tree theater curtain; the caption reads “WOOOO!!!”
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November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I cannot stress hard enough how much I don’t want to and will not ever on purpose read an AI-translated book.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And a party that can apparently win an election fully supporting trans rights, maybe take note you opportunistic motherfucker.
Gavin Newsom is now speaking at CA DEMs HQ speaking about #Prop50 and D wins in VA/NJ/NYC: “the Dem Party is in its ascendancy, a party that's on its toes, no longer on its heels, from coast to coast, sea to shining sea.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Wow what a day. To think it all started with Dick Cheney dying.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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This goes out to Andrew Cuomo and his supporters who threatened to flee NYC if he lost:

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Ray Charles - Hit the Road Jack on Saturday Live 1996
YouTube video by Stereoleague
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November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
RIP Diane Ladd. And peace and comfort to Laura Dern.
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This feels very much like the post you want to throw at someone you know who thinks they’re left but also thinks Newsom is the obvious Dem candidate for president in 2028.
I’m glad Gavin Newsom wants to be a liberal hero instead of a right-wing podcaster.

But why does he have so little to say about the tech oligarchs fueling and funding the fascist takeover? He cozies up to them, as do his closest advisors.

California incubated crypto corruption and tech fascism.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If grocery stores can offer special savings and discounts to people who are part of their loyalty programs, I see no reason why it would be illegal for them to offer special savings to SNAP recipients.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Okay, NYC, I dropped off my ballot yesterday, stop sending me political text messages!
a woman says " stop it " in front of a be t logo
Alt: GIF of a woman I don’t recognize, but is obviously from a show, looking irritated, the caption reads “STOP IT”.
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November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Boston Baked Beaks.
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Bitterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I grew up being told Stephen King stories and reading his books so if I'm honest, the idea that I might die in what amounts to a Stephen King plot, it wouldn't be expected but it wouldn't be not expected, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
RIP Prunella Scales.
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
That last one should come with a jump scare warning.
What's the best Halloween costume?

1. wine cellar witch
2. mossy grandma
3. Muppet of darkness
4. functioning democracy
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don’t know what restaurant near this train station is making fries but you’re killing me, man.
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Tonight on #61MoviesOfHalloween: Doctor X, a strange little movie about a full moon mad scientist who becomes a cannibal killer! Sure, we've seen it before but have we seen the killer bizarrely bursting into flames after falling out a window? I think not! #Movie49 @republicandalek.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
FFS people, it’s WORLD WOMBAT DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The British burned down the White House in 1814, and we rebuilt it. (They also burned the Library of Congress and THAT IS NOT FORGIVEN.)

He could raze the whole thing to the ground, build some tacky gold McVilla, and we will just rebuild it.
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Damn you, NCIS, making me cry by having the cast singing Country Roads and ending the episode with the end of watch bells.
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM