Kirsten
@kjaycee.bsky.social
Some kind of doctor. Will work for plants. And books. And wine.
So, first of all, hi hello, I am from here and I am educated in criminal justice and the U.S. Constitution, but kidnapping a head of state and dragging them to court in NYC right after a man you hate got elected as mayor… feels like y’all being a bitch.
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
So, first of all, hi hello, I am from here and I am educated in criminal justice and the U.S. Constitution, but kidnapping a head of state and dragging them to court in NYC right after a man you hate got elected as mayor… feels like y’all being a bitch.
I have seen a lot of governmental shit in my time in my country but this shit is banana pants and WELCOME TO THE FALL OF ROME.
Admit it, y’all wanted to be there. The orgies, SO MUCH FOOD AND BOOZE, and look all aaaaaaallll the white dudes. Being terrible.
Admit it, y’all wanted to be there. The orgies, SO MUCH FOOD AND BOOZE, and look all aaaaaaallll the white dudes. Being terrible.
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I have seen a lot of governmental shit in my time in my country but this shit is banana pants and WELCOME TO THE FALL OF ROME.
Admit it, y’all wanted to be there. The orgies, SO MUCH FOOD AND BOOZE, and look all aaaaaaallll the white dudes. Being terrible.
Admit it, y’all wanted to be there. The orgies, SO MUCH FOOD AND BOOZE, and look all aaaaaaallll the white dudes. Being terrible.
I say again that I don’t usually watch these press conferences because I knew they were gross but WOW I obviously had no idea how gross MY OWN FUCKING GOVERNMENT could be.
This is like watching bad soft core porn. Like the first scene. It even has the same production values and camera angles.
This is like watching bad soft core porn. Like the first scene. It even has the same production values and camera angles.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I say again that I don’t usually watch these press conferences because I knew they were gross but WOW I obviously had no idea how gross MY OWN FUCKING GOVERNMENT could be.
This is like watching bad soft core porn. Like the first scene. It even has the same production values and camera angles.
This is like watching bad soft core porn. Like the first scene. It even has the same production values and camera angles.
Oh, Pete Hegseth. Talking like a video game character while killing actual people. If you need someone to speak in fascist cliches, Pete’s your guy!!
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh, Pete Hegseth. Talking like a video game character while killing actual people. If you need someone to speak in fascist cliches, Pete’s your guy!!
I don’t generally watch his press conferences but I am watching this and I can’t tell you how fucking embarrassed I feel listening to this guy speaking as my country’s president.
This better be some alt universe and there’s a version of me that’s living my best life because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
This better be some alt universe and there’s a version of me that’s living my best life because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I don’t generally watch his press conferences but I am watching this and I can’t tell you how fucking embarrassed I feel listening to this guy speaking as my country’s president.
This better be some alt universe and there’s a version of me that’s living my best life because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
This better be some alt universe and there’s a version of me that’s living my best life because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
January 2nd is apparently National Buffet Day. Just passing that along for my fellow eaters.
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
January 2nd is apparently National Buffet Day. Just passing that along for my fellow eaters.
Happy Discovering There’s An Unused City Hall Station Stop On The NYC Subway Day to all who celebrate!
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Happy Discovering There’s An Unused City Hall Station Stop On The NYC Subway Day to all who celebrate!
I just saw a governor of New York and a mayor of New York greeting each other with what appeared to be semi-genuine agreeableness and I think we might need to check on the space-time continuum because Eddie might be in it. #IYKYK
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I just saw a governor of New York and a mayor of New York greeting each other with what appeared to be semi-genuine agreeableness and I think we might need to check on the space-time continuum because Eddie might be in it. #IYKYK
Fuck, I’m so tired of these social media posts calling out GenX stuff as Boomer. I don’t even care if you care about GenX, it just feels like some asshole flex at this point, and aren’t you people too old for that kind of juvenile shit now?
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Fuck, I’m so tired of these social media posts calling out GenX stuff as Boomer. I don’t even care if you care about GenX, it just feels like some asshole flex at this point, and aren’t you people too old for that kind of juvenile shit now?
I have a silver ring (and I’m pretty sure it’s real silver because I’m sensitive to nickel and this ring doesn’t bother me but if you know of other fake silver metals that it could be let me know), that has a message on it that’s misspelled. Can I recycle this? Should I just throw it away?
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I have a silver ring (and I’m pretty sure it’s real silver because I’m sensitive to nickel and this ring doesn’t bother me but if you know of other fake silver metals that it could be let me know), that has a message on it that’s misspelled. Can I recycle this? Should I just throw it away?
I have been shouting this my whole life, sometimes to other family members - my father was intelligent, funny, and absolutely toxic, and I tried to shut off contact with him as a teenager, and got no traction until I had receipts. You don’t owe your family loyalty just because you share DNA.
no. furthermore, fuck no.
you do not have to sacrifice your peace to appease someone just because you share dna. you just don't.
you do not have to sacrifice your peace to appease someone just because you share dna. you just don't.
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I have been shouting this my whole life, sometimes to other family members - my father was intelligent, funny, and absolutely toxic, and I tried to shut off contact with him as a teenager, and got no traction until I had receipts. You don’t owe your family loyalty just because you share DNA.
Yeah, basically.
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yeah, basically.
If I asked you what book you'd recommend that was about lions, or related to lions, or that used lions are a significant allegory, what would you say?
December 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If I asked you what book you'd recommend that was about lions, or related to lions, or that used lions are a significant allegory, what would you say?
Love all the posts on social media on the first calendar day of winter who are all “la la la la can’t hear you return of the light la la la la”….
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
Alt: GIF of Jack Nicholson, sitting frozen in the snow in a scene from The Shining.
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Love all the posts on social media on the first calendar day of winter who are all “la la la la can’t hear you return of the light la la la la”….
I was off social media yesterday so only just now heard about Rob Reiner and his wife. And holy crap. RIP to the guy behind some of my favorite TV shows and movies.
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was off social media yesterday so only just now heard about Rob Reiner and his wife. And holy crap. RIP to the guy behind some of my favorite TV shows and movies.
Hey @mtaalerts.bsky.social - if the “ medical emergency” is so serious you have to actually suspend service to Manhattan for almost an hour at this point, the alternative is not “walk several blocks to catch a bus that doesn’t go to Manhattan” it’s rerouting one of those buses to be a shuttle.
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hey @mtaalerts.bsky.social - if the “ medical emergency” is so serious you have to actually suspend service to Manhattan for almost an hour at this point, the alternative is not “walk several blocks to catch a bus that doesn’t go to Manhattan” it’s rerouting one of those buses to be a shuttle.
Yep, and it’s why I fall asleep so easily to Tubi shows. Apologies, Tubi, I’m not suggesting you have sleep-inducing programming but you do have a lot of very familiar, comfort-inducing shows.
Tubi is a near perfect simulation of the feeling of watching the 3am movie on your area's fourth-rated local TV station.
For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.
For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Yep, and it’s why I fall asleep so easily to Tubi shows. Apologies, Tubi, I’m not suggesting you have sleep-inducing programming but you do have a lot of very familiar, comfort-inducing shows.
I just got on the subway to go home, and for *reasons* , it took me a second to sit down - which means the train started moving WHILE I was sitting down so I basically landed in a stranger’s lap.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I just got on the subway to go home, and for *reasons* , it took me a second to sit down - which means the train started moving WHILE I was sitting down so I basically landed in a stranger’s lap.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
He was very kind. I’m going to miss this random shit about New York City.
Happy Krampusnacht, RD! @republicandalek.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy Krampusnacht, RD! @republicandalek.bsky.social
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December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Did she cook that in the security line of an airport and was only allowed 3.4 ounces of liquid?
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Did she cook that in the security line of an airport and was only allowed 3.4 ounces of liquid?