Kiri
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Kiri
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The way a man just stopped me at the store and whispered “Where did you find those eggs?” had the same energy as a drug deal
February 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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“As soon as the question-and-answer portion of the event began, the Pentagon cut the video feed.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
Hegseth Uses His First Town Hall to Attack Diversity (Gift Article)
The defense secretary, speaking to the Pentagon work force, defended his “unconventional approaches” to an audience that included women and people of color.
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I have to get my fingerprints scanned for my new job and if anything comes up, I wouldn’t be eligible to hire.
Which is weird because we have a felon as our president.
February 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Peak Americana is watching a tiktok of an unboxing video recorded while someone is in a mall during an active shooter lockdown
February 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Okay hear me out... Everyone in the US gets a bundle of sage and at 3pm Central on February 13th we all start using it. Best valentine self-care present to ourselves ever.
January 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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My uncle who runs a guitar factory had a shipment of stainless steel go missing and is in quite a panic about it, I tried to console him but maybe I should've worded it better, "don't fret" was a bit insensitive in retrospect
January 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I forgot to turn my phone off airplane mode and when I got home and asked Siri to play some music she asked me not to call her Shirley.
January 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I don’t know about you, but I look forward to being a ghost. It comes with zero actual responsibilities. Just gonna haunt and chill.
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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welp 10 minutes of work seems like enough for today
January 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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F it. I’m gonna start blaming DEI for everything in my life, too. Late on an assignment? DEI. Car won’t start? DEI. Late on a mortgage? My money’s DEI. Hang nail? DEI. Thinking about getting out of a relationship? Have to. DEI.
January 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Heroes
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Anyone else struggling to maintain the balance between staying informed and going insane?
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Walked by a homeless woman who told me, “you died and went to hell” and I mean… feels like she’s onto something
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Some men lay around shirtless and look like they belong in a cologne advertisement, I do it and I get told to get the hell out of this Denny's
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I wonder if the trees realize how much they teach me just by standing still.

#nature #conservation #wildlife #slowdown #mindfulness
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Been like this a few years now but I legitimately feel like I'm going insane seeing people go about their day like normal as horrifying shit goes down
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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I live a double life, except without the second one, and really without the first one, either, if I’m being completely honest.
January 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
At the store yesterday I overheard a guy complaining about eggs costing $7. I told him a lot of the chicken flocks died from Bird Flu, blew his mind that it would effect egg prices.
January 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM