alex :3
@kira.gay
24, they/them, or any, except for he/him
i make software that sometimes works, mdni
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i make software that sometimes works, mdni
best webbed site: https://kira.gay https://htmx.cloud
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Who up stroking their snooze button
June 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Who up stroking their snooze button
respect+
sometimes I miss having a job where I could take a quick break to play the flexatone
May 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Period.
Trans men are men.
Period.
April 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Period.
Trans men are men.
Period.
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NSA handler all got laid off, post actionable threats
March 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
NSA handler all got laid off, post actionable threats
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your outie doesn’t return their shopping cart to the cart corral
March 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
your outie doesn’t return their shopping cart to the cart corral
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Ok this is insane...
Take your age
Add 11
Subtract 6
Subtract 5
That’s how old you are.
Take your age
Add 11
Subtract 6
Subtract 5
That’s how old you are.
March 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ok this is insane...
Take your age
Add 11
Subtract 6
Subtract 5
That’s how old you are.
Take your age
Add 11
Subtract 6
Subtract 5
That’s how old you are.
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"peacock" feels like something I should be writing on the inside of some girl's thigh in permanent marker but no it's just some stupid fucking bird
February 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
"peacock" feels like something I should be writing on the inside of some girl's thigh in permanent marker but no it's just some stupid fucking bird
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the goal of owning a computer is to acquire as many PDFs as possible
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the goal of owning a computer is to acquire as many PDFs as possible
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sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby
February 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
sorry i yelled 'five second rule" when you dropped your baby
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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I dare you to DDOS me, my IP address is 127.0.0.1
January 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I dare you to DDOS me, my IP address is 127.0.0.1
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if i mute a word on bluesky it should be muted in real life too
January 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
if i mute a word on bluesky it should be muted in real life too
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I only wanted to eat half of my sub tonight
January 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I only wanted to eat half of my sub tonight
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why is there a feline urge to yeet
January 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
why is there a feline urge to yeet
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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