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Never again will Evil Juice infect me with it’s nonsense 😭
If there's only E&J at the party I'm immediately leaving because that is somewhere I have no business being
April 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Never again will Evil Juice infect me with it’s nonsense 😭
10 chicken minis from Chic-Fil- A
10. What's your favorite fast food order?
December 31, 2024 at 9:48 PM
10 chicken minis from Chic-Fil- A
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Featured in the wolf and badger catalog again!!! IKTR
December 28, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Featured in the wolf and badger catalog again!!! IKTR
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Conservative agendas and policies will never benefit the everyday American.
What do you wish more people understood?
December 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Conservative agendas and policies will never benefit the everyday American.
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You should be able to blow somebody head smooth off they shoulders if they say “your body, my choice”.
December 26, 2024 at 1:05 PM
You should be able to blow somebody head smooth off they shoulders if they say “your body, my choice”.
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for a bunch of "alpha males" they sure seem to pay for sex a lot
December 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
for a bunch of "alpha males" they sure seem to pay for sex a lot
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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when I was a kid I heard another kid arguing about why he had to do service for others in the gurudwara and his parent was like "if you won't help others what is the point of you" and I've never forgotten that line.
December 21, 2024 at 5:05 PM
when I was a kid I heard another kid arguing about why he had to do service for others in the gurudwara and his parent was like "if you won't help others what is the point of you" and I've never forgotten that line.
I’ll actually turn 32 on the 1st lol
December 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I’ll actually turn 32 on the 1st lol
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instructions on the microwave meal: let it stand for 1 minute
me: first of all, you are not the boss of me
me: first of all, you are not the boss of me
December 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
instructions on the microwave meal: let it stand for 1 minute
me: first of all, you are not the boss of me
me: first of all, you are not the boss of me
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December 16, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it? Quote yours.
December 13, 2024 at 6:03 AM
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it? Quote yours.
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Every movie in which the protagonist survives a horrifying ordeal and is carted away in an ambulance should end with the postscript, “Twenty years later, they died in medical debt.”
December 11, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Every movie in which the protagonist survives a horrifying ordeal and is carted away in an ambulance should end with the postscript, “Twenty years later, they died in medical debt.”
The way he tap dances for his white audience is beyond pathetic.
The C in Chris Rock stands for Coonery and I fear we've all known this for quite some time haha
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The way he tap dances for his white audience is beyond pathetic.
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Yeah, Donald Trump wants to prosecute his enemies, take us out of NATO, and deport US citizens but Joe Biden pardoned his son so according to the corporate media they’re basically the same.
December 8, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Yeah, Donald Trump wants to prosecute his enemies, take us out of NATO, and deport US citizens but Joe Biden pardoned his son so according to the corporate media they’re basically the same.
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Wait Hesgeths having his mother call people to say he's a good boy? Damn son till yesterday you were against women in combat roles and now you have your ma out here fighting your battles for you??
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Wait Hesgeths having his mother call people to say he's a good boy? Damn son till yesterday you were against women in combat roles and now you have your ma out here fighting your battles for you??
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Every time I read about banning books, I think of this:
Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius.
If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.
Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius.
If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.
December 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Every time I read about banning books, I think of this:
Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius.
If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.
Reading a book with a gay character will not make you gay any more than reading a book about Einstein will make you a genius.
If you're afraid that books might change someone's thinking, you're not afraid of books — you're afraid of thinking.
What kind of friend are you guys? For example I’m the kind of friend who knows waaay too much random information and will generally teach you something new in most conversations we have (unless I’m drunk lol)
December 3, 2024 at 11:16 PM
What kind of friend are you guys? For example I’m the kind of friend who knows waaay too much random information and will generally teach you something new in most conversations we have (unless I’m drunk lol)
So Land’s End is doing a 50-60% off almost the entire website for the rest of the week. For those that might be interested.
December 3, 2024 at 7:44 PM
So Land’s End is doing a 50-60% off almost the entire website for the rest of the week. For those that might be interested.