Kingler
@kingler.bsky.social
I'm a man of culture, a man of passion and I would say a man of humor, which is not widely known. On the outside I appear calm and cool, perhaps even collected, but on the inside I'm guffawing away on the steamship of hilarity.
Update, halfway through the day and it feels like an Olympic sport trying to use my phone for anything and not have Severance spoiled. I’m in danger
March 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Update, halfway through the day and it feels like an Olympic sport trying to use my phone for anything and not have Severance spoiled. I’m in danger
The amount of self control it’s taking me to not drop everything this morning and watch the Severance finale during work hours
March 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The amount of self control it’s taking me to not drop everything this morning and watch the Severance finale during work hours
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73 days until the 2025 WNBA season starts
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
73 days until the 2025 WNBA season starts
It’s not lost on me that the CDC released this statement exclusively on the hell site, which just so happens to be owned by the loser running the country.
Government websites are going to continue to be gutted to force traffic to his own website, so that’s just icing on the shit cake
Government websites are going to continue to be gutted to force traffic to his own website, so that’s just icing on the shit cake
In the CDC’s first public statement on the measles outbreak, it suggested vitamin A as a type of supportive care.
Here's what to know:
Here's what to know:
What to know about vitamin A and the measles
In the CDC’s first public statement on the measles outbreak, it suggested vitamin A as a type of supportive care.
www.nbcnews.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It’s not lost on me that the CDC released this statement exclusively on the hell site, which just so happens to be owned by the loser running the country.
Government websites are going to continue to be gutted to force traffic to his own website, so that’s just icing on the shit cake
Government websites are going to continue to be gutted to force traffic to his own website, so that’s just icing on the shit cake
I haven’t touched Marvel Rivals, but it is pretty entertaining watching the community go through the exact same progression of game discussion as Overwatch did a decade ago
February 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I haven’t touched Marvel Rivals, but it is pretty entertaining watching the community go through the exact same progression of game discussion as Overwatch did a decade ago
Proud of my church. Our mission to serve our neighbor transcends politically motivated policies that seek to harm the outsiders of our society
MC USA is proud to join a multifaith coalition opposing the rescission of ICE’s sensitive locations policy. The government's decision interferes with our ability to fulfill our religious mandate and serve all our congregants with the dignity they deserve. More here: ow.ly/HRux50UXLnQ
MC USA joins more than two dozen Christian and Jewish denominations and associations sue to protect religious freedoms | Mennonite Church USA
Reversal of the Department of Homeland Security’s “Sensitive Locations” Policy Interferes with Central Religious Beliefs, Violates both the First Amendment and the Religious Freedom Restoration Act WA...
www.mennoniteusa.org
February 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Proud of my church. Our mission to serve our neighbor transcends politically motivated policies that seek to harm the outsiders of our society
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LeBron James is now both the youngest (19 years, 88 days) and the oldest (40 years, 39 days) player in NBA history to score 40+ points in a game.
February 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
LeBron James is now both the youngest (19 years, 88 days) and the oldest (40 years, 39 days) player in NBA history to score 40+ points in a game.
My city has been highlighting black excellence every day on Facebook this month and the people hating in the comments all seem to loudly support the same presidential candidate on their profile, weird
February 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My city has been highlighting black excellence every day on Facebook this month and the people hating in the comments all seem to loudly support the same presidential candidate on their profile, weird
It is truly astounding the drop off in quality every morning when ESPN switches over from SportsCenter to the talk show hellscape
February 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It is truly astounding the drop off in quality every morning when ESPN switches over from SportsCenter to the talk show hellscape
The last week has felt like I’m watching a bank get robbed and the police response is to just stand at the door saying “hey this is illegal” while helping the robbers load up their vehicle
February 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The last week has felt like I’m watching a bank get robbed and the police response is to just stand at the door saying “hey this is illegal” while helping the robbers load up their vehicle
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This is a backdoor. Elon's coders are creating a backdoor into the US Treasury. This is incredibly dangerous both because of its intended use (by Elon and Trump) and the risk of other actors exploiting a major security vulnerability to cause a massive disruption to the US government.
February 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is a backdoor. Elon's coders are creating a backdoor into the US Treasury. This is incredibly dangerous both because of its intended use (by Elon and Trump) and the risk of other actors exploiting a major security vulnerability to cause a massive disruption to the US government.
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the boys are back in town and now they have all of your Social Security and taxpayer information
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the boys are back in town and now they have all of your Social Security and taxpayer information
I was just trying to go to bed but NBA history is being made right now, how am I supposed to do that
February 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I was just trying to go to bed but NBA history is being made right now, how am I supposed to do that
Outside of actual basketball this is a top 5 moment of NBA history, at least in my lifetime.
You’re going to send out a 25 year old megastar who just took you to the Finals for FREE because… he’s not fully engaged on defense???
Have you tried literally anything else first? Coaching? Pay incentive?
You’re going to send out a 25 year old megastar who just took you to the Finals for FREE because… he’s not fully engaged on defense???
Have you tried literally anything else first? Coaching? Pay incentive?
February 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Outside of actual basketball this is a top 5 moment of NBA history, at least in my lifetime.
You’re going to send out a 25 year old megastar who just took you to the Finals for FREE because… he’s not fully engaged on defense???
Have you tried literally anything else first? Coaching? Pay incentive?
You’re going to send out a 25 year old megastar who just took you to the Finals for FREE because… he’s not fully engaged on defense???
Have you tried literally anything else first? Coaching? Pay incentive?
Are the Mavericks planning on folding completely because I can’t think of a single other reason that they would do this trade, what is going on
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick in a blockbuster deal, sources told Shams Charania on Saturday night.
More:
More:
Sources: Luka to Lakers, AD to Mavs in stunner
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania.
spr.ly
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Are the Mavericks planning on folding completely because I can’t think of a single other reason that they would do this trade, what is going on
Ministry of Propaganda ass press conference
January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ministry of Propaganda ass press conference
My wife works for local government of a city that relies heavily on federal grants. I’ve staved off one panic attack so far, and it’s taking everything in me to stay present. I hate it here.
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My wife works for local government of a city that relies heavily on federal grants. I’ve staved off one panic attack so far, and it’s taking everything in me to stay present. I hate it here.
I’ve been binging S1 of Severance this week and I’m watching the finale right now before I start S2 and I can’t remember the last time an episode of TV had me tensed up like this for nearly the entire runtime
January 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ve been binging S1 of Severance this week and I’m watching the finale right now before I start S2 and I can’t remember the last time an episode of TV had me tensed up like this for nearly the entire runtime
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I know the author of it is problematic at best, but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be my favorite album of all time. It just hits on every level and every single track is crafted to fill the exact corner of the album’s story that it needs to.
January 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I know the author of it is problematic at best, but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be my favorite album of all time. It just hits on every level and every single track is crafted to fill the exact corner of the album’s story that it needs to.
Sitting on my couch in a post-basketball slump feeling like I just got hit by a truck but also knowing that I need to shower because it’s already 11 o’clock but also I’m not sure I can walk that far rn
January 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sitting on my couch in a post-basketball slump feeling like I just got hit by a truck but also knowing that I need to shower because it’s already 11 o’clock but also I’m not sure I can walk that far rn
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NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable
January 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable
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It isn't there to share a perspective (it does not have a perspective), it isn't there to provide information (it's perfectly willing to lie), it's just there to occupy your time and prevent you from doing something else
January 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It isn't there to share a perspective (it does not have a perspective), it isn't there to provide information (it's perfectly willing to lie), it's just there to occupy your time and prevent you from doing something else
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The chatbot isn't admitting anything. It's like a parrot that's been trained to say "please don't kill me." It's just making noises, it isn't actually communicating with you
January 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The chatbot isn't admitting anything. It's like a parrot that's been trained to say "please don't kill me." It's just making noises, it isn't actually communicating with you
I agree, happy new year go Cavs
The Cleveland Cavaliers are 29-4.
January 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I agree, happy new year go Cavs