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Kingler
@kingler.bsky.social
I'm a man of culture, a man of passion and I would say a man of humor, which is not widely known. On the outside I appear calm and cool, perhaps even collected, but on the inside I'm guffawing away on the steamship of hilarity.
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December 13, 2024 at 3:39 PM
TL;DR

-BT grew up in a small farming town, he just like us fr 🥹

-Luigi was rich, he isn’t like us at all 😡

-a survey said that most people like their health insurance! I’m just going to ignore everything else, that means health insurance is good actually and you should feel bad for disagreeing
December 13, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Browser version says it’s at 96k
December 7, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I still can’t believe the Browns went 15+ years without the orange pants. You have these two iconic looks available and they just trotted them out in all white every week
December 3, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Logging on to work this morning only to discover I’m the only person on my team that didn’t take the day off
November 27, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Get wrecked, hornets
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Wordle bot after seeing me win in two guesses using the most poorly optimized choices:
October 25, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Don’t forget about when they made a spiritual successor and then took *that* from us too
October 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
This little gentleman refuses to cuddle 99% of the day but when he does he is very persistent and convincing
October 22, 2024 at 3:23 PM
The best Taskmaster cast:
October 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
The absolute chokehold this game had me in when I was a kid. There are plenty of better PS1 games but this was by far my favorite.

Give me a 60fps locked remake with the polygon graphics intact and I would be over the moon.
October 19, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Extremely offended I won’t share my beer with him
October 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The Guardians sticking it to the Yankees will never get old but especially not when they do it like this holy shit
October 18, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #256,659!

Where’s my cookie
October 1, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I really thought, for some reason, Threads had potential to be a decent bird app replacement. But turns out being based on the IG algo just hyper charged the worst forms of engagement bait. I mean come on.
September 30, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I genuinely love Spotify Wrapped day. Let me glimpse a slice of your soul by way of music, you little freaks
November 29, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Instagram vs Reality
November 25, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Baby rollz
November 12, 2023 at 12:35 PM
I only just became aware of the Volvo 1800ES thanks to Justin Long’s character in Goosebumps but now I want one
October 28, 2023 at 2:36 AM
l o n g
October 16, 2023 at 3:15 AM
After a long 34 hours of labor, baby Krabby has arrived!!
October 12, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Few characters give me the pure, unadulterated joy that Greg from Over the Garden Wall does. Just hits different.
October 5, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Cat has been crying all over the house because I’m sitting in his favorite spot. We found a compromise
September 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Good morning
September 28, 2023 at 11:38 AM
Sorry, won’t do it again! Just referencing the Pinocchio game that just came out 😅
September 27, 2023 at 3:33 PM