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Anytime I have even a sip of wine, I start thinking like one of the real housewives
March 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Anytime I have even a sip of wine, I start thinking like one of the real housewives
can emails stop happening at me please
March 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
can emails stop happening at me please
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i’m beautiful and i’m normal not many could say this .
February 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i’m beautiful and i’m normal not many could say this .
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how to know u had enough gatorade is your sweat comes out orange
February 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
how to know u had enough gatorade is your sweat comes out orange
i need like noise cancelling but to cancel other people's perception of me in the environment
February 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i need like noise cancelling but to cancel other people's perception of me in the environment
today we listen... to lady gaga
February 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
today we listen... to lady gaga
my eyelashes have one job and it's to keep shit out of my eyes. yet every day there's an eyelash in my fucking eyes. i'm about to cut them all off
February 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my eyelashes have one job and it's to keep shit out of my eyes. yet every day there's an eyelash in my fucking eyes. i'm about to cut them all off
why is everyone on earth at the gym rn. every single machine full. what if i walk around with my fists grazing the ground like a gorilla honking at all of you until you leave
February 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
why is everyone on earth at the gym rn. every single machine full. what if i walk around with my fists grazing the ground like a gorilla honking at all of you until you leave
french is such an oily language
January 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
french is such an oily language
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bed full of pillows and an ikea shark the same size as me oh Yeah we are living the life
January 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
bed full of pillows and an ikea shark the same size as me oh Yeah we are living the life
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there should be a word for emotionally itchy
January 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
there should be a word for emotionally itchy
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look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging
listening to a podcast in the gym bc i'm so unwell i'll crash out if i put on Any music is a new experience for me
December 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM
listening to a podcast in the gym bc i'm so unwell i'll crash out if i put on Any music is a new experience for me
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Trying out a new cleanse where I shock myself with chlorine like you would a swimming pool
December 14, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Trying out a new cleanse where I shock myself with chlorine like you would a swimming pool
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she said she loved me but she also put her dishes in the sink right next to the open empty dishwasher so idk
December 15, 2024 at 10:53 PM
she said she loved me but she also put her dishes in the sink right next to the open empty dishwasher so idk
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I have selective hearing. I’m sorry you were not selected
December 16, 2024 at 11:13 AM
I have selective hearing. I’m sorry you were not selected
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Standing outside your window holding a rotisserie chicken above my head.
December 7, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Standing outside your window holding a rotisserie chicken above my head.
made two batches of lemon cookies! on an unrelated note, guess how fast i can eat 48 cookies
December 8, 2024 at 9:26 PM
made two batches of lemon cookies! on an unrelated note, guess how fast i can eat 48 cookies
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we live in a society???
December 8, 2024 at 3:07 AM
we live in a society???
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Sometimes irl it's enough to just sit and make random noises for a while. Don't let people brainwash you with all that "art of conversation" elitist bullshit
December 2, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Sometimes irl it's enough to just sit and make random noises for a while. Don't let people brainwash you with all that "art of conversation" elitist bullshit
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Prescription strength peanut butter
December 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Prescription strength peanut butter