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Cole
@kim-tey.bsky.social
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bit of a nuisance, really. Australian.

“Clearly doesn't have a lot on,” —bsky followers rave.

Coming to the UK, somewhere near you (threatening), May 2026

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Cole @kim-tey.bsky.social · 10d
an assistant's work is never done 😩👋
Alex Horne sitting on a train, turning back and waving to the camera. His laptop is open on the table in front of him, and superimposed over the screen is an image of the landing page of a popular fanfiction website.
kim-tey.bsky.social
monday’s swinging around again - ain’t that just the absolute pits?
Isy Suttie and Tim Key both with very unimpressed and or mildly pained expressions. Tim is wearing a very familiar looking red jumper emblazoned with the words ALL INCLUSIVE, stolen from Mark Watson.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
kim-tey.bsky.social
I love my 2 tall dads
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
teeny tiny 🤏 🐟
A black and white photograph of Alex Horne around 2004 ish
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
“we’ve got quite an interesting dynamic, me and Greg…” 🥴
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
🫠 bought a Tame Impala ticket as well. Goodbye spending money for this fortnight. We’ve partied too hard.
Alex Horne wearing novelty football, music note, and swirly eye plastic glasses. In his shirt pocket is a cared reading ‘PISS’. He is pursing his lips for the camera.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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chloemaria.bsky.social
Moisturising and really taking care of my new tattoo meanwhile my old, dry tattoos like:
Greg Davies giving a withering stare
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
kim-tey.bsky.social
Tim Key and James Acaster tickets acquired for May...and we've got Watto in the mix as well?? Praying for TM taping and comedy football to shine their light upon my UK trip...
meme image - text reads 'Girl who is "going to be okay"'. It's an image of a young woman holding a drink and enjoying her first sip.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
hap bday @diversestripes.bsky.social ! hope it’s a good un’ 😌🙏💜
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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diversestripes.bsky.social
imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
kim-tey.bsky.social
g’night friends
Greg Davies and Alex Horne, besuited and looking dang good, arriving at the 2025 BAFTAs
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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todayinhornestory.bsky.social
27 November 2009 - We Need Answers interview runs in the Guardian. Quizzers are quizzed.

Full Article: www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
We get answers from the stars of We Need Answers This article is more than 16 years old Tim Key, Mark Watson and Alex Horne from TV's silliest quiz face the sheer randomness of Wikipedia Image of Watson, Horne and Key wearing suits and looking like they look. RANDOM ARTICLE 3: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S ALBUM, MAGIC Q: WE ALL KNOW BRUCE'S MUSIC IS MAGICAL, BUT IF THE BOSS HAD MAGIC POWERS WHAT WOULD THEY BE? TIM: I think he should have the ability that when he licks he can corrode things. He could lick the lock of a door to open it. So ... (proudly) acid lick. MARK: Well there's a bit in one of his songs ... TIM: … Oh don't MARK: Look, I need the points ... In Born To Run he goes, "I'd die with you in an everlasting kiss", so I think a good power would him being able to do perpetual kissing. But still get on with other tasks. TIM: I suppose to do that you'd have to create some kind of harness. MARK: Yeah, so less a magical power and more just judicious use of a harness. TIM: (Fits of laughter) … use of a harness!? MARK: Whereas acid tongue, by contrast, no one can dispute. ALEX'S VERDICT: Exactly. No dispute here. Two points. My only reservation is that acid tongue might lead to stomach acid and tummy ache which isn't a great look for a superhero. SCORE: MARK 2, TIM 5 "Tim Key: He's our equivalent of Magnus Magnusson" above three images of Tim Key's face making three different quiz-appropriate Time Key faces. TIM: It might be one of those dickhead sports where they chase cheese or pull faces. MARK: Maybe Cornish pasty throwing? THE GUARDIAN: Incorrect! But it is quite anarchic.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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absentreatment.bsky.social
i'm going to be real i just desperately needed somewhere to post this image so now i'm making it all of your problem
ben reynolds from the horne section. heat: 101.4F. body hair: 0. tattoos: 0. swearwords: 14. bounces: 70.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
evenin all
A young Mike Wozniak and Alex Horne pull slightly concerned faces at the camera.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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katwithsword.bsky.social
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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thehornesection.bsky.social
The 2 big tours of 2025 are over! Our ‘Hit Show’ and Oasis. To celebrate these final shows, we gave Joe (from Oasis) a call during the interval to mark this historic moment!

@alexhorne.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
kim-tey.bsky.social
g’night all - get another four licks of the lemon into ya 🍋
Greg Davies with his ‘five licks of the lemon’ bandmates sometime in the 1990s. He is squinting his eyes shut and pulling an odd face, while holding onto a guitar.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
kim-tey.bsky.social
Truly blessed…Timmy dates in May…but where should I go?
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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murderbastard.bsky.social
From the Discord server. Exciting! I think.
Good morning everyone. This is Mark Watson. I was in the fifth series of Taskmaster and I successfully kicked a yoghurt at a wall in a tiebreaker. Once the podcast starts, I will be posting 'as' the narrator, Hugh Flounder. I will also be lurking here sometimes. A word on how Murder Of A Famous Bastard will (I hope) work. It isn't a 'vote on what to do next' situation like The Company, which some of you kindly participated in. This server should be seen as an accompaniment to the podcast. All the same, it is crucial to the way the show will go. The first couple of episodes are already written and made, to get everyone into the story and some of the characters (including the murderer, whom you will have met in the first six episodes; better not be more specific than that). After that first couple of episodes, the writing and recording will start to be influenced by the speculations of the 'general public' here, in much the same way it is impossible for an investigator in the 21st century not to be aware of what people are saying online. The solution to the case will not change, but how and whether we get there can change. This is not entirely a traditional 'locked room' murder because it takes place at a party with 60 guests and I, the detective, have various huge disadvantages when it comes to solving it - as will become apparent. But there will be important clues right from the beginning of the first instalment on November 30, and some of those we might reflect on here. This will be fun, I think. That's the idea. But also: <scary voice> MURDER.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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p3rfectsounds.bsky.social
Saw the horne section (& aisling bea) last night and i talked to alex on stage about tim key and he said “tim’s not an actor he’s an idiot”
A photo of The Horne Section on stage with a large sign of their new logo behind them Aisling Bea stood at the microphone, she was singing a medley of Irish songs
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
kim-tey.bsky.social
evenin fellas - we made it through monday make yourself a cuppa and grab a biccie
A photograph of the at the last part of sunset. A small crescent of moon can be seen in the darker blue sky of the top right and some final rays of yellow light are peeking over the hills. The sky is shot through by a large arcing cloud mass.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
This would’ve taken so long 😮‍💨we need more shitshow edits fr. amazing art 🙏🙏🙏
@thehornesection.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv
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November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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jawnwicks.bsky.social
When you show your bearded dragon a particularly tasty-looking leaf:
Mark Watson stood in some kind of park, with his mouth open and an alarmed slash excited look on his face, as he addresses the leaves in front of him.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
evenin’ all - it’s sunday 😔😮‍💨
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
good evening to everyone except these judgemental creeps, apparently 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
kim-tey.bsky.social
hm. 🤨

happy end of the week everyone 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM