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Chloe
@chloemaria.bsky.social
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Books, music, comedy, dogs and science (not in that order)
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Unfortunately I've given David Tennant and Michael Sheen the power to either fix or destroy my life with Good Omens series 3
Andrew White is so real for saying he listens to audiobooks and pods in 3x speed pls king
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
We're rewatching Taskmaster from the start and it's a lil jumpscare seeing baby Greg again
a man in a black suit sits in a gold chair with the words dave on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a black suit sits in a gold chair with the words dave on the bottom right
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February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
AND ON WOMEN IN SCIENCE DAY?
Doing a 4 hour lab safety inspection on the heaviest day of my period is a special kind of hell and I feel like I deserve a little sweet treat for surviving
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Doing a 4 hour lab safety inspection on the heaviest day of my period is a special kind of hell and I feel like I deserve a little sweet treat for surviving
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
It feels like a 2 hr meeting on a Monday morning is mean, this is my looking at pics of Greg and Alex time
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
What a ridiculous game of football
February 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Why haven't we had Isy Suttie on Taskmaster yet, mean
February 6, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Someone on my train has just eaten a full tiramisu pre 7 am
February 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I just said thanks 3 times in a 1 line email, horrific
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
PUPS
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
PUP
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Pup
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
One of my best friends is getting married for some reason at the end of MAY and I'm already anxious about the general logistics, vibes, outfit, weather situation and also he's the only person I know there and I can't be like Matt can I stand w you idk anyone else
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I've read 14 books so far this year, extrapolating that to the whole year I really shouldn't buy 160+ books, is this the year I get a library card again do we think 😭
January 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Me 🤝 this sentient box
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 AM
HOW had I never watched Killing Eve before, I mean Jodie Comer, Sandra Oh AND Fiona Shaw?????
January 27, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Got my mum a kindle for her birthday (next Tuesday), she just announced to the room that she doesn't like kindle and only likes physical books 🫠
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The only thing stronger than the tension in this last traitors banishment is the sexual tension in this photo
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Already missing seeing our Claudia on tv 3 x a week
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Really listening to a lot of Phoebe Bridgers and Lucy Dacus for someone who isn't currently heartbroken or in active despair
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 PM
A girl at work asked when I was born (1997) and then gasped, horrified, and said 'wait you're really that old?'
Put me out to pasture ig???
January 21, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Call off the search, the hottest picture in the world has already been taken
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Pinning this to my desk to remind myself why I have to work
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Another day, another devastating Marlen Haushofer book
January 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM