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Lump of Cole
@kim-tey.bsky.social
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bit of a nuisance, really. Australian.

“Clearly doesn't have a lot on,” —bsky followers rave.

Coming to the UK, somewhere near you (threatening), May 2026

|| Taskmaster 💌 || NMJ 🐧 || The Horne Section 🎷🎺||
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my boys! 👏 👏 👏
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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monday’s swinging around again - ain’t that just the absolute pits?
Isy Suttie and Tim Key both with very unimpressed and or mildly pained expressions. Tim is wearing a very familiar looking red jumper emblazoned with the words ALL INCLUSIVE, stolen from Mark Watson.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I love my 2 tall dads
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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teeny tiny 🤏 🐟
A black and white photograph of Alex Horne around 2004 ish
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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“we’ve got quite an interesting dynamic, me and Greg…” 🥴
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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🫠 bought a Tame Impala ticket as well. Goodbye spending money for this fortnight. We’ve partied too hard.
Alex Horne wearing novelty football, music note, and swirly eye plastic glasses. In his shirt pocket is a cared reading ‘PISS’. He is pursing his lips for the camera.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Tim Key and James Acaster tickets acquired for May...and we've got Watto in the mix as well?? Praying for TM taping and comedy football to shine their light upon my UK trip...
meme image - text reads 'Girl who is "going to be okay"'. It's an image of a young woman holding a drink and enjoying her first sip.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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hap bday @diversestripes.bsky.social ! hope it’s a good un’ 😌🙏💜
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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g’night friends
Greg Davies and Alex Horne, besuited and looking dang good, arriving at the 2025 BAFTAs
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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evenin all
A young Mike Wozniak and Alex Horne pull slightly concerned faces at the camera.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Feels like this could really get some use. Classic Joe 😮‍💨
Alex Horne staring into the camera with a disappointed expression. The subtitle reads: Classic Joe
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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g’night all - get another four licks of the lemon into ya 🍋
Greg Davies with his ‘five licks of the lemon’ bandmates sometime in the 1990s. He is squinting his eyes shut and pulling an odd face, while holding onto a guitar.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Truly blessed…Timmy dates in May…but where should I go?
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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evenin fellas - we made it through monday make yourself a cuppa and grab a biccie
A photograph of the at the last part of sunset. A small crescent of moon can be seen in the darker blue sky of the top right and some final rays of yellow light are peeking over the hills. The sky is shot through by a large arcing cloud mass.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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evenin’ all - it’s sunday 😔😮‍💨
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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🍅🍅🍅
A meme image featuring Alex Horne wincing and turning from a superimposed tomato being thrown at him.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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good evening to everyone except these judgemental creeps, apparently 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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hm. 🤨

happy end of the week everyone 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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an assistant's work is never done 😩👋
Alex Horne sitting on a train, turning back and waving to the camera. His laptop is open on the table in front of him, and superimposed over the screen is an image of the landing page of a popular fanfiction website.
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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good evening friends
A young Greg Davies, still a teacher, poses together with his students for a group photo. He has long hair and is turned to look at two students to his left being silly for the camera, with a fond smile.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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top. speed. #taskmaster
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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An image of a Magic 8-Ball being cradled in two hands. The answer shown in the centre reads: signs point to yes.
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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evenin’ boys
Alex Horne and Noel Fielding backstage at an even many years ago. Alex is dressed in a black suit and tie with bright pink shirt, looking very young and ginger. Noel’s face is painted to look like a mouse or cat, with a black nose and whiskers. He is wearing a pink patterned headband.
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Ah now. 🥴
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Good evening to my b-BEST friEnDs
Greg Davies and Alex Horne sharing an embrace during the Taskmaster series 20 finale. They are smiling, each of them with a hand on the other’s shoulder and looking off to the side where the contestants are celebrating with the winner.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM