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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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They love trying it with slavery. You turn your back even for a second and they’re like “black people loved being bought and sold.”
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Life in a dying empire on a burning world is bleak - live your worst life, because doing anything else is just as meaningless.

Spend all day blasting ropes to Labubu hentai, eat Taki’s until your asshole bleeds. In 50 years, no one will care if you did that or saved a whale.

Enjoy arbys
July 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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DO DRUGS AND FUCK YOUR FRIENDS
do drugs and fuck your friends
July 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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$45 billion for ethnic cleansing
It’s one thing to say they want to deport 20 million people, it’s even one thing to go nuts brazenly doing whatever you can as the executive branch to make it happen, but the fact that they’re going to give ICE an additional 45B shows how committed they are to seeing this through.
July 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Amazing how so on point Andor is.
April 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Pam Grier in publicity photo for, Hit Man (1972)
April 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.
April 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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the republican party showed more resistance to a moderate democrat who happened to be black than the democratic party has shown to the full dismantling of the federal government in service of a fascist take over.
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Boycott all sports. Better yet, ban all sports. Fuck sports
February 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Cutting off SNAP is a good way to start Hunger Games for real.
January 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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A lot of people only want to identify Nazis after they've done the mass murdering bit. The thing is, you need to identify them and deal with them earlier to stop that.
January 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM